The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“And Bob, If I don’t make it out alive, I want you to be buried next to me alive.”
“Yes dear.”
“Yes dear.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Ahem. I know where he is. But it’s gonna cost ya!”
*Gun cocks*
“Cost you absolutely nothing!”
*Gun cocks*
“Cost you absolutely nothing!”
QueenCobra
Arn Anderson girlie
“I’m very interested in coffins.”
“I watched the Nightmare Before Christmas and it wasn’t scary at all.”
“When can we eat turkey?”
“What does the inside of a turkey look like?”
“You can snap and I can whistle! Huh!”
“I want a painting board, white paper, and all kinds of Christmas stuff!”
“Is this the inside of a turkey?”
“I LOVED A Monster in Paris.”
“Do you want to do gymnastics in the basement?”
“When Stanley puts on The Mask, he says, “Smokin’!” and “It’s party time!”
—my little cousin at Thanksgiving
“I watched the Nightmare Before Christmas and it wasn’t scary at all.”
“When can we eat turkey?”
“What does the inside of a turkey look like?”
“You can snap and I can whistle! Huh!”
“I want a painting board, white paper, and all kinds of Christmas stuff!”
“Is this the inside of a turkey?”
“I LOVED A Monster in Paris.”
“Do you want to do gymnastics in the basement?”
“When Stanley puts on The Mask, he says, “Smokin’!” and “It’s party time!”
—my little cousin at Thanksgiving
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QueenCobra
Arn Anderson girlie
“HAHAHA that was so funny the last time I heard that I fell off my DINOSAUR!”
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
“You better stay still, because tonight I’m putting a rat trap between your legs.”
“Why are you so sweaty?”
“I was watching Cops.”
“I swear to God, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!”
“If ya want to get down on these hairy balls,
then why don't you jump right in?
Its a crotch party right up in here,
so why don't you lick on this big john!”
“Did we just become best friends?”
“YUP!”
“Do you want to go do karate in the garage?”
“YUP!”
“You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.”
“You better stay still, because tonight I’m putting a rat trap between your legs.”
“Why are you so sweaty?”
“I was watching Cops.”
“I swear to God, I will stab you in the neck with a knife!”
“If ya want to get down on these hairy balls,
then why don't you jump right in?
Its a crotch party right up in here,
so why don't you lick on this big john!”
“Did we just become best friends?”
“YUP!”
“Do you want to go do karate in the garage?”
“YUP!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Lemme just sauce ya the perfect pitch for a home run on my first pitch. Felt bad that I was beating you so bad, it was one-to-nothing, I felt unusual being in the lead." -Poofesure
QueenCobra
Arn Anderson girlie
“We don’t all want to be Hulks.”
-my mom’s reaction to the She-Hulk commercial (so true!)
-my mom’s reaction to the She-Hulk commercial (so true!)
"Look! The police are visiting! If you do one bad thing then they are gonna take you away forever better be on your best behavior 
"
*Traumatic flashbacks to when he got put in jail for like 72 hours for attempted minor theft and vandalism*
"Oh no... Oh man.. I ain't going back there again no way no how.... Check ya later guys!"
*Screaming and running, hurls himself into nearby McDonald's trashcan*
"Jeez what's his problem??"
"*Traumatic flashbacks to when he got put in jail for like 72 hours for attempted minor theft and vandalism*
"Oh no... Oh man.. I ain't going back there again no way no how.... Check ya later guys!"
*Screaming and running, hurls himself into nearby McDonald's trashcan*
"Jeez what's his problem??"
QueenCobra
Arn Anderson girlie
“Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.”
“Screw you, creepo!”
“Don’t these birds look like candy, you know? Like flying candy?”
“This is my office and my beat laboratory.”
“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.”
“This might sound weird, but for a second I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”
“Screw you, creepo!”
“Don’t these birds look like candy, you know? Like flying candy?”
“This is my office and my beat laboratory.”
“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them out of meat.”
“This might sound weird, but for a second I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”
NickWiiSports
Junior Member
Things I said (black is me)
"Pikmin can't eat, they drink pee."
"Uhh what?"
"Nothing! I was doing the Louie Pikmin 2 challenge."
"Sleeping."
"Jab a stick up his nose."
"CANADIAN FOUND! You horse-farter!"
"That is not based. *throwing up and canadian flag emojis*"
"You're such a horse farter, [blank]!"
"Facts."
"Objects I sho-"
"NO!" <------------------------------------------------------
"SD card-" |
"YES!" |
"Wii Party, Wii Sports-" |
"Wait, that was horribly timed. I meant to to reply to this. |"
"Should've replied to it then."
(we were talking about an actual Wii system)
"Pikmin can't eat, they drink pee."
"Uhh what?"
"Nothing! I was doing the Louie Pikmin 2 challenge."
"Sleeping."
"Jab a stick up his nose."
"CANADIAN FOUND! You horse-farter!"
"That is not based. *throwing up and canadian flag emojis*"
"You're such a horse farter, [blank]!"
"Facts."
"Objects I sho-"
"NO!" <------------------------------------------------------
"SD card-" |
"YES!" |
"Wii Party, Wii Sports-" |
"Wait, that was horribly timed. I meant to to reply to this. |"
"Should've replied to it then."
(we were talking about an actual Wii system)
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
My brother: "Why are you so angry?"
Me: "I ******* HATE WII SPORTS GOLF!"
Me: "I ******* HATE WII SPORTS GOLF!"
spawnpoint
Take a chance! 🎲
"Have you ever called a flight attendant 'mommy'? By accident, of course." - Dj Octavio, Tomodachi life
Ravenkitty22
No, one mourns the wicked
“Don we now our gay apparel… should we start dressing like Lily now?”
“While I tell of yuletide treasure, meaning you should shut up.”
“Oh come on, I was just kidding!”
“And for the last time, I’m not gay, I’m bi! Get it right!”
“While I tell of yuletide treasure, meaning you should shut up.”
“Oh come on, I was just kidding!”
“And for the last time, I’m not gay, I’m bi! Get it right!”
Gem of Paradise
Representative of Paradise
*BOOM*
1-“Ahh!”
2-“ *sighs* Are you ok?”
1-“Yeees?”
2-“…Don’t ever take a job in sales or gambling.”
*BOOM*
Both “Ahh!”
2-”Great, it’s contagious.”
1-“Ahh!”
2-“ *sighs* Are you ok?”
1-“Yeees?”
2-“…Don’t ever take a job in sales or gambling.”
*BOOM*
Both “Ahh!”
2-”Great, it’s contagious.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Tragedy hits the school and everyone thinks of me. The popular guy died and now I’m popular because I’m ‘the misery chick.’ But I’m not miserable. I’m just not like them.”
Gem of Paradise
Representative of Paradise
Is that Daria?
I love that show!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Oh Daddy! Mice don’t scream.”
“Yeah. You’re thinking of lobsters. Who’s up for some seafood?”
“Yeah. You’re thinking of lobsters. Who’s up for some seafood?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“It helps that your bedroom has places to hide.
And the windows don't lock
So I can get inside!”
And the windows don't lock
So I can get inside!”
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