The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You’re so deep in the closet you’re finding Christmas presents.”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"today I learned that my skin tone is leg ham" -NerdECrafter

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“Jackson, we all know you’re gay. Come out of the closet before Mr. Terry sees you’re in there.”

 

[spawnpoint]

"he sounds like he's 87"
- my cousin, referring to Tails the fox

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"eat my toenails Matt"

 

[-Blue-]

Oh no Sokka, it's sparky sparky boom man!

 

[spawnpoint]

"Santa's part of the FBI and he's spying on you" - my sister

 

[BakaRina]

"Fitness tip, guys: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness!"
"Next time you're working out, do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you."
"There's... so many mixed messages..."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

-"I have very strong opinions about Zelda soup, okay?"

-"There are some characters in Wind Waker that aren't weird. I know that's hard to believe."

-"But while I might not be able to beat Matt himself, I can sure take my anger out on Eva." *proceeds to destroy Eva in boxing*

 

[Midoriya]

"Hey, it's okay, Big Bird, just let us in."

*Mr. Owl says with a wry smile on his face*

"No, I can't, Mr. Owl. I know the second I open this door you guys are literally going to kill me! Please... just go away."

*Mr. Owl's wry smile slowly but surely fades into a frown*

"...NOW LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE ****! I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THESE SEATS, AND YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM FROM ME. AND IF YOU WON'T LET ME IN, I'LL DISRESPECT YOUR GRAVE TOO, SO THAT YOU'LL BE FORCED TO HAUNT OTHERS IN THE AFTERLIFE!"

*Big Bird is on the floor, huddled and crying*

"Hey, has anyone seen the Geico gecko? I thought he was supposed to be with us."

*Meanwhile, in another room*

"phantom phantom, DANNY phantom! phantom phantom, DANNY phantom!"

"It's bad for me, and it turns me into a ghost!"

*Back in the first room some gecko remains are kicked aside*

"Nope! Definitely haven't seen him."

 

[ali.di.magix]

"Jigglypuff...hehehehe...I really like that name"
- My mum finding Jigglypuff's name absolutely hilarious

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Ever notice that sometimes Bernadette sounds like my mom?”
“I don’t hear it.”
“No not at all.”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"I HAVE THE SAUCE AND YOURE NOT GIVING ME THE NOODLE" -poofesure

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

-"STOOOP!!! AAAAHH, YOU'RE MAKING ME ******* LOSE IT!!!"

-"THAT WAS NOT THREE!! HIS FOOT WAS ON THE LINE!!!"

-"Of course! We finally crack one, and Pierre's *** is exactly, EXACTLY, where the ball is!"

-"I know we hate Blocky McBlockFace over there, but you don't have to throw a ball at her!"

-"You know what? I didn't wanna make that shot anyways! I wanted to hit you in the face, Tommy!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You know what the worst thing is? This guy is a teacher.”
“No dude. The worst thing is that guy’s got two sweaters and he’s not wearing either of them.”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

-"Of course! We finally crack one, and Pierre's *** is exactly, EXACTLY, where the ball is!"

"WHAT ARE THE OOOOOODDDDDDSS?? EVERY TIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEEEE"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"WHAT ARE THE OOOOOODDDDDDSS?? EVERY TIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEEEE"

"EVERY TIME I FINALLY GET A HOLD OF THE BALL, IT GOES RIGHT TO PIERRE!!"

Honestly one of my favorite Poofesure quotes, along with "ELISA, GO AWAY!! I HATE YOU!!" and "STOP JUST STANDING THERE, AND DO SOMETHIIING!!!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Now murder away or else Kirby is gonna get a whole lot faster!”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"my *** has great air" -poofesure

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You all heard the baby talk back there, right?”
“Oh don’t be ridiculous!”