The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Come on, Baby from Nicaragua! Let’s go fix Mommy’s life!”

 

[WhiteLily210]

"Is the tree getting married?"
"No? Why?"
"Then why'd you put a curtain on top? Looks like a bridal veil"
"Decoration!"

 

[Shellzilla_515]

"me hoy minoyyy"

"yeah wtf porsche yall need to build cars for nasa and elon musk"

"OMG I JUST HIT ONE OF THEM AND I DID A WHEELIE GOING 550 KM/H"

"yeah so if you ever get tired of floofa choof just change it to choofa floof"

"I always wanted to go to a car wash where they spin my car at like 80 rpm"

"The sleep paralysis demons were closing in on me as I was getting to the finish line"

"Ah, so they're the stem of the midget onions then lol"

"I absolutely love this LOL. 64 out of 10, would get coconut malled again"

"he protecc he attacc but most importantly he bacc"

"Rip bwaow onions 1990-1990"

 

[-Mars-]

"me hoy minoyyy"

"yeah wtf porsche yall need to build cars for nasa and elon musk"

"OMG I JUST HIT ONE OF THEM AND I DID A WHEELIE GOING 550 KM/H"

"yeah so if you ever get tired of floofa choof just change it to choofa floof"

"I always wanted to go to a car wash where they spin my car at like 80 rpm"

"The sleep paralysis demons were closing in on me as I was getting to the finish line"

"Ah, so they're the stem of the midget onions then lol"

"I absolutely love this LOL. 64 out of 10, would get coconut malled again"

"he protecc he attacc but most importantly he bacc"

"Rip bwaow onions 1990-1990"

LOLLLL these are gold

 

[Shellzilla_515]

LOLLLL these are gold

Believe it or not, a few of these came from me while the rest came from @/xSuperMario64x. This is what happens when you chat with a great friend like him lol.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Yes, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don't know, Marjorie. For example, you probably didn't know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, "What would you do to prevent war?" she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept. And you probably didn't know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was the Miss Georgia. She didn't twirl just a baton, that baton was on fire. And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face! And that, Marjorie - just so you will know - and your children will someday know - is the night the lights went out in Georgia!

 

[Midoriya]

"CHOWDAH, QUIT SPITTIN', IT'S GETTING IN MY FACE!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“What’s this? What did I tell you? No! More! Hanging! Wires!!!!”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

(laughing) "He's got a gun and he's gonna shoot the Darker Lord in the elevator!"
"Well, the power was out at the top of the Darker Lord's tower. And I hated that Khadgar, and I had the perfect opportunity... To kill him!"
"Von Karma, no!"
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"Wait. Did he just chuck a rock, was that his ability? Von Karma! You should do a little bit more than that, please!"
"I'm mostly here for moral support. I don't like getting my hands dirty. Unless it's in an elevator shaft!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

We're whalers on the moon
We carry a harpoon
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"The Dark Lord did so many terrible things, but... I never wanted any of this. Although I did take a lot of joy in the times I stole your friends' faces! I really want you to believe that because it's convenient for me now!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Oh yeah. I’m an alcoholic.”
“Just like my father.”
“And I don’t have any genitals.”
“That’s okay! I have both.”

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“Mum sent me a dress.”
“Well, it does match your eyes… is there a bonnet?”

 

[Beanz]

*me showing my mom the frozen dinner enchilada i just heated up*

“a saucy blessing from the gods!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“How come every time I take you two to the mall, it burns down?”
“I blame the economy.”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"what makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?"

"I'm dirty "

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Ah, just wait until I catch you in a dark corner you’ll get a [darn] good beating!”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I've always wanted to rig a ******* election!"
"Yeah, let's go!"
"Yippee! I can die happy tomorrow!"
"Tomorrow?"

 

[Midoriya]

"If you have six raccoons in your party and catch a seventh, it's automatically sent to the PC box." -Me on Discord

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"little asian lady Rin just put a turd in her pants... and now she's just gonna stand there and let it marinate." -poofesure