ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Is it possible to die from second-hand embarrassment? 'Cause I just might."
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m Cool Cat and I love ALL of the kids!”
"Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves."
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"I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That’s how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car."
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"What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?"
why is incorrect quotes so accurate at portraying my OCs?
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"I have a philosophy in life; if the seat is open, the job is open. That’s how I came to briefly drive a Formula 1 car."
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"What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?"
why is incorrect quotes so accurate at portraying my OCs?
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"I estimate a 99% probability of death if an E.M.M.I. captures you."
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 4 days 💜🇨🇦
"bring it on old man! bring it on!"
"no, people, let's be smart and bring it off."
"o-ho, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!"
"no, people, let's be smart and bring it off."
"o-ho, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Raspberries!”
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 4 days 💜🇨🇦
"he ****in looks like a serial killer!" -my mom in the other room
spawnpoint
Take a chance! 🎲
"where is fat rat garrett?"
"I killed all of them."
"where is my students?"
"I killed all of them."
"WHERE IS MY SON TRISTAN?"
"SBSBVZVVNABAJSSVSVSHSHHG"
"I killed all of them."
"where is my students?"
"I killed all of them."
"WHERE IS MY SON TRISTAN?"
"SBSBVZVVNABAJSSVSVSHSHHG"
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 4 days 💜🇨🇦
"I am your wife!"
" you are a W.I.F.E, Wired Integrated Female Electroencepholograph"
" you are a W.I.F.E, Wired Integrated Female Electroencepholograph"
"The sky is real pretty and pretty real. Even though it's fake."
"Mmm, I could really go for a slice of pineapple pizza, hold the pineapple."
"I'm here if you want to talk about anything with someone who's barely paying attention."
"I smell danger...and food. Those two kinda smell the same to me."
"I did not dress appropriately for this apocalypse..."
"Mmm, I could really go for a slice of pineapple pizza, hold the pineapple."
"I'm here if you want to talk about anything with someone who's barely paying attention."
"I smell danger...and food. Those two kinda smell the same to me."
"I did not dress appropriately for this apocalypse..."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Oh don’t waste time reattaching me to the ceiling. Just leave me on the floor face up!”
cherrytheone
Sofia hopes you have a good day!
Italics are my own quotes. Everything else is from my friends 
"He could have said fart and she still would have laughed.”
“I'm a giraffe sociologist and I can say for a fact that giraffes don't date.”
“Sit down, wave goodbye, take a picture, sniff sniff.”
“What are the gun laws in the Pokemon universe?”
“Chicken nuggets are not romantic.”
“Stop fighting with cucumbers."
“He’s sticking his nose up, like every British person.”
“How did you practice kissing when you were little?”
“She’s like a historian, but for Taylor Swift politics.”
“Peanut butter is for women.”
“Doing The Tree-Summoning Dance At 12:25 AM, (GONE WRONG) (EYES DAMAGED)”
"He could have said fart and she still would have laughed.”
“I'm a giraffe sociologist and I can say for a fact that giraffes don't date.”
“Sit down, wave goodbye, take a picture, sniff sniff.”
“What are the gun laws in the Pokemon universe?”
“Chicken nuggets are not romantic.”
“Stop fighting with cucumbers."
“He’s sticking his nose up, like every British person.”
“How did you practice kissing when you were little?”
“She’s like a historian, but for Taylor Swift politics.”
“Peanut butter is for women.”
“Doing The Tree-Summoning Dance At 12:25 AM, (GONE WRONG) (EYES DAMAGED)”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m a little embarrassed cause I wrote I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Did someone tell Little Darryl Evans that he had rat hair and the insult just stuck with him?!”
“Follow up question: why does he aim that insult exclusively towards Little Latina girls?”
“Follow up question: why does he aim that insult exclusively towards Little Latina girls?”
cherrytheone
Sofia hopes you have a good day!
I have a whole 12-page Google doc of quotes from friends and me. So I have a lot to choose from lol. Here goes:
“Okay, I am lasagna.”
“I’m married to Walter White? Yooo!"
“This road is not Lightning McQueen approved.”
“I wish Italians were real.”
“I bought an iPhone 14, but I forgot, and now it is spaghetti money.”
“No puppy spaghetti."
“This class is so boring [that during class,] I do college essays for fun.”
“Why would McDonald’s launch the Crusades? To take the Holy Land back from Burger King?”
“I like those kicks.”
“Get pancaked.”
“He was a Lutheran fanboy.”
“I’m wearing my feelings!”
“Bruno walks in with a dent in his chin."
“Well, I'm not one for building a relationship over Statistics tutoring.”
“Did [da Vinci] eat pizza while he was painting the Mona Lisa?”
“Rats don't build helicopters, Cherry.”
“I can turn your parents into clouds!”
“Not the girlboss lipstick pen!”
“The longer nose you have, the more good you are.”
“He was a Chad of Mexico.”
“I wish I was a Mayan.”
“Pro tip: Don’t go to jail.”
“I will eradicate your cones.”
“Well, it was either that or break the law.”
“I am the Columbian Exchange.”
“Kansas is in America!”
“Okay, I am lasagna.”
“I’m married to Walter White? Yooo!"
“This road is not Lightning McQueen approved.”
“I wish Italians were real.”
“I bought an iPhone 14, but I forgot, and now it is spaghetti money.”
“No puppy spaghetti."
“This class is so boring [that during class,] I do college essays for fun.”
“Why would McDonald’s launch the Crusades? To take the Holy Land back from Burger King?”
“I like those kicks.”
“Get pancaked.”
“He was a Lutheran fanboy.”
“I’m wearing my feelings!”
“Bruno walks in with a dent in his chin."
“Well, I'm not one for building a relationship over Statistics tutoring.”
“Did [da Vinci] eat pizza while he was painting the Mona Lisa?”
“Rats don't build helicopters, Cherry.”
“I can turn your parents into clouds!”
“Not the girlboss lipstick pen!”
“The longer nose you have, the more good you are.”
“He was a Chad of Mexico.”
“I wish I was a Mayan.”
“Pro tip: Don’t go to jail.”
“I will eradicate your cones.”
“Well, it was either that or break the law.”
“I am the Columbian Exchange.”
“Kansas is in America!”
spawnpoint
Take a chance! 🎲
"BAMBI WE NEED TO DRINK THE AMONG US POTION"
"There's a bunch of babies in the basement and the hallway that I don't even want"
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