The out of context quotes thread

[cherrytheone]

“Are you listening to Mariachi music behind my back?”
“This is cute. This guy keeps talking about Terminator 2.”
“Stop flirting with the teachers.”
“Does the ten dollar bill have Alexander Hamilton on it because it's a Hamil-TEN?”
“My stomach is eating your elbow cap.”
“Are you a golf club, Cherry?”
“Are your mom and a burger the same?”
“If I was John Wilkes Booth and I saw Abraham Lincoln watching The Emoji Movie, I would have shot him too.”
“He had to wife her up.”

 

[spawnpoint]

"WHY IS JESUS ON A VIDEO CALL AT MY WEDDING"

 

[Ananas Dragon]

"I WANT TO PLAY FETCH WITH SONIC"

 

[oddbear]

“I want to listen to music but there is none Gyakuten Saiban Soundtrack.

f i n d t h e g y a k u t e n”

 

[Ananas Dragon]

"It's Sunday so the cat girl is getting married to Juan."
"Is Juan also a cat?"
"Sometimes."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“YOU HAVE BOTH?!”
“Yeah. Doesn’t everybody?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"now General Guy is gonna send out the Shy Stacks"

me: "oh you mean the Comfortable Pile?"

Post automatically merged: Jan 8, 2023

“YOU HAVE BOTH?!”
“Yeah. Doesn’t everybody?”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

oh no I remember this scene so well too

 

[sakuraa]

“You fool! The murder bug slaughters all!”

That’s me yelling at mo one while playing Pokemon Unite.

 

[VernalLapin]

“I’m making German food.”
“German food?”
“Yeah. We found German tourists. We’re cooking them.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all!”

 

[Ananas Dragon]

"Turns out her knees are twistable"

"hrgh flesh melting sore throat and swelling curing husband"

"i hope you find a marie plushie full of bees under your bed"

"coins make the jingle jingle stomach make the rumble rumble yum yum"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

-"Where do you want me to hit you, Eva?!"

-"Beef Boss, you're so short! And no vertical!"

-"Stop hitting me, Eddy! THE GAME'S OVER, YOU-"

-"OKAY, GREG, YOUR NOSE IS LONG."

-"MATT DOVE AND GOT THE BAAAALL!!"

 

[Ananas Dragon]

"cow udder hands"

"Fellas does your wife really love you if she doesn't ask you to melt her flesh"

"damn baldi looking pretty good rn"

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"alright ya'll I'm paying the thwomp toll, I swear if someone lands on Bubba's trick... I'm gonna **** my pants." - me circa July 2022

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"Yoshi's Village is home to some cute yoshi kids known as The Fearsome Five... and today we're gonna talk about how to kill them!" -Stryder7x

 

[Ananas Dragon]

"genshin impact klee died right in front of me why would i look at ananas dragon's feet"

"ew this coffee tastes like christmas-y acrylic paint"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I can’t find my [darn] hairbrush!”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

Shellzilla: "News headline: local Absolute FOOL struggles to use his hands because he only made four fingers."

Me: "His fingers apparently turned into toe beans."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Hee hee hee! Look at all the naked cows!”

 

[Midoriya]

"I managed to acquire all of this without even touching the game."

"Hahaha, look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power."

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"Puss in Boots? What can I say about him? WORDS will not do him justice." *walks off screen and then walks back*

"Nevermind, words are absolutely necessary here. Let me sing a song. 'Who is your favorite hero???'" *crying at his own grave*

---

"Calm down, calm down. Everyone has good inside of them."

"Well, what was your childhood like, Jack? Surely you have some happy memories from your childhood?"

"Oh, my CHILDHOOD? Pfft. All I had was a stable life, good health, a loving family, a mansion, money, and everything, but who wants all that crap?"

"Well, what is your wish, Jack?"

"My wish is for the one thing that will make the most happiest of all, MAGIC to RULE the world!"

*conscious cowering in fear*

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"And I'll kill them all if I have to! As long as I win in the end."

"As your conscious, I have just one thing to say. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON!"