The out of context quotes thread

"Canada isn't gonna be open tomorrow"
"Why?"
"REVENGE! UGH SO MUCH REVENGE!"
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"Marriage required, proceed?"
"Authorising..."
"Shopping Now!"
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"What would you like to do, Save the Ants or Smell the Aroma?"
*Selects Save the Ants*
"Awesome and Deleted!"
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"Please select attack: [Nuclear Radio] [3D Santa Claus] [Pretty Flower] [Death]
*Selects [Pretty Flower]*
"Rejected! Mr. Truck has been killed!"
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"And now continue down the arrogant creepy road"

-Extremely poorly translated Google Translate quotes
 
“Hermione Granger, Space Ranger.”
“Don’t ever date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.”
“Do you belong to the Hot Dog Council or something?”
“Die, blondie.”
“You can imagine, when he is three years old and still getting his diapers changed, he cannot run the country well.”
“The chipmunks and Mickey Mouse have a rap battle.”
“I want to be just like him when I grow up, saggy pants and everything.”
“[Queen Elizabeth II] ate too many crumpets.”
“Be a fetus and don't talk.”
“I give you munchy munchy.”
“I think that's just a skill issue.”
"Lunch lady drama, am I right?”
“No wife allowed.”
“He was kinda like Space Buddha.”
“What’s October?”
“If the tuners go missing, you will go missing.”
“Did you know that less than 20% of sharks attend church?”
“Wait, [Marco Polo] was a real guy?”
“I don’t give you dum-dum questions."
“You’re gaslighting him into thinking he doesn’t like paint drying.”
“Yay, I got thousands of dollars for beating up two kids.” (I'm just gonna say, Pokémon was the context here)
 
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