The out of context quotes thread

“This is random but my teacher just said the word miles and I giggled lol

Do you do that too?”

“i don’t giggle but i think about miles edgeworth constantly so there’s not really a noticeable difference”

“We don’t talk about Godot, no, no, no…“

“Yes. Simply put, Blue Butt Cheeks.”
 
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"Yeah we actually used to have several mottos but we decided to quit using them because they were all extremely stupid"
"For example one of our old mottos was 'one for all, all for one' but we decided to drop it because its cliché"
"Yeah like how one of my mottos is 'lets go'" :)
"'Lets go' isn't a motto" :rolleyes:
"Yeah well it makes more sense than 'one for all, all for one'"
*Facepalms*
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"I'm not saying I would kill for Oreos but if you touch my Oreos your body will never be found"
 
“you know, i was thinking about taking some law classes, and that got me thinking about taking some law classes, because that’s what i was thinking about. “

“oh really?”

“but, after meeting you, i don’t wanna be a lawyer. it sound like a **** job, and you’re not really good at it! and everyone HATES you afterwards! well, not as much as if you were a voice actor in anime but they STILL hate you. HAHA. HuahahA.”

(ace attorney anime dub bloopers)
 
"Young man, you will tell Mr. Mackey this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!"
"I... I..."
"We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath and swore ourselves to secrecy."
"It was the Terrance and Phillip movie."
"Dude!"
"What? [Screw] you guys, I wanna get out of here."
 
"Where I live there is this gigantic vending machine that sells luxury cars"
"Shut up"
"Do you guys want me to buy you a new car or not?!?"
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"This- This is not a good look on you..."
"Of course it isn't! This makes me look like an idiot and I'm suppose to be ratio.com!"
 
"What do you want? It's 3AM on a Wednesday"
"
The government just called, they said I should protect you at all costs because you are officially on the IUCN Red List"
"Because you are one of a kind babe" 😎
*Romantic jazz music starts playing* *cute hair flip*
*
Throws him out the glass window*
"Nice going Julian" :rolleyes:
 
"Alright, we've assembled you all for a very important mission. You are all the fictional sidekicks that currently exist in the universe... of universes."
"When do we get to go home?"
"Shut up, Tails."
"No, I won't!"
*runs into someone randomly*
"OW! THAT HURT! WHO DID THAT TO ME?!?"
"Definitely wasn't me!"
"THE BOULDER IS CONFLICTED, HE FEELS LIKE YOU REALLY DID DO IT, AND WOULD LIKE TO CONSULT THE PROGRESSIVE 'WHAT REALLY HAPPENED' REPLAY"
"Um.... what? You can't do that here."
"THE BOULDER FEELS LIKE BRIAN SHOULD SHUT UP BECAUSE HE'S JUST A DOG."
"Hey guys, I'm Jamie, from Progressive, you know, and uh, he actually CAN do that, because hey! I'm a sidekick too."
"Sidekick to what? Getting your butt kicked trying to help Flo and getting nothing in return?"
"Haha, nice"
"Patrick stole my star candy again"
"THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!"
*everyone begins fighting to the death*
 
“Yippee, my pop tart!” Said Edgeworth, and he ate his pop tart, BUT THEN HE STARTED CHOKING, and he saw his PROSECUTOR’S BADGE in his mouth. “Oh dang” said Edgeworth, and he saw his POP TART PINNED TO HIS SUIT, and then he started chocking on his prosecutor’s badge
 
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