The out of context quotes thread

[BakaRina]

"We need to talk aboutー"
"The building was already on fire when I got here!"
"What?"
"What?"

 

[BakaRina]

"Sometimes the truth hurts. In these situations, I recommend lying."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Indianapolis, Indiana
And Columbus is the capital of Ooooooohi- Oh it’s all the same!”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’d say the pressure had finally gotten to dad but what pressure?”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

Haven't done Poofesure quotes in a while, but I found some great ones in his recent videos.

• "These people have like, no bike etiquette. Like, get out of my ******* way!"
• "Who's the person in 1st? Oh, I'm in 1st."
• "Beef Boss, can you go straight in a line? We're gonna get pulled over for drunk biking."
• "No, Pierre! Pierre!"
• "Stop blowin' the whistle at me!"
• "BANANAAAAAAA!"
• "Oh, Abby! Abby, Abby, AbbyAbbyAbbyAbbyAbbyAbby AABBYY!"
• "Canada came to Miguel. But... Canada didn't give to Miguel."

 

[BakaRina]

"Okay, what’s your New Year's Resolution?"
"Um... I promise not to... run into too much trouble?"
"That’s a nice thought but let's not make any promises we can't keep."

 

[oddbear]

"he's fishy, but i love him."

 

[-Blue-]

Hey why do they call you the owl lady anyway?
Because I am so wise---
Cause she coughs up rat bones.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"This is not the end, Terrance and Phillip. Your rudest day!"
"Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip!"
"Yes, perhaps he's homophobic."
(long pause) "...But we're not gay, Phillip."
"We're not?"

 

[-Blue-]

Sure, blame the mysterious rebel playing by her own rules.
No backtalk. You made me come all the way down here, drag two more children and one man... child right into danger.
MAN-CHILD?! WHERE!? Woah, easy LP easy, one monster at a time.

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“Hola vancata!”
“Did you just call me a sweet potato?”
“Is that not a human term of endearment?”
“No Amity, you’re the sweet potato.”

 

[oddbear]

“F**k you, Kenny Loggins.”

 

[WhiteLily210]

"Hmm.. this back scratcher isn't sharp enough."
"Dang, that doesn't scratch enough for you? Might as well scratch yourself with an axe at this point"
"Good idea."
"Wha- I meant that as an EXPRESSION, not a SUGGESTION"

 

[oddbear]

”is that phoebe bridgers?”
”i don’t know man, i’m gonna throw up“
(i ate too much mashed potatoes)

 

[-Blue-]

I really don't have any friends or anything, this is like my one social interaction of the month...and you're kinda ruining it for me right now.
Ok I hear you, counterpoint you're a terrorist.
Oh so all of a sudden that justifies you cheating?
In every conceivable way.

 

[oddbear]

”i might have had a crush on him, i don’t know”
”yeah... he reminded me of quesadillas.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“That doesn’t sound very Protestant, Orel!”
“Well at least it’s not Catholic.”
“C-c-c-catholic?”

 

[allainah]

from me and @A r i a n e's convo today
"cause hot girls have babies for science"

 

[BakaRina]

"Make no mistake, not only am I party rocking but I'm also in the house tonight!"
"But are you shuffling?"
"Everyday!"
"What language are you two speaking?"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Nohammer’s Hardware. Yes we have hammers! NO! IT’S JUST MY NAME!!!!”