The out of context quotes thread
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ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Is that a torture device? No, it's a Zelda game."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“This is a mistake! I’m not gay.”
“Oh really? And I’m TONY DANZA!”
“Oh really? And I’m TONY DANZA!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"But moooooom, I have to tell Chef that he's marrying a succubuuus!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
Mayo-nayo-naise. Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You're so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea.
Eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeerrrrrrreee eeeeeeee!
Eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeerrrrrrreee eeeeeeee!
"Hm so it says we need to add some flour, how much is *some*?"
"Let's just add three pinches of flour, that should be enough"
"Three PINCHES of flour?!?"
"And we need to add some sugar, how much should we add?"
"Let's just add all we have"
"The WHOLE bag of sugar?!?"
"And we need butter too"
"Let's put all the butter in, this looks good"
"An ENTIRE stick of butter?!?"
"Oops I misread, it says we need melted butter"
"It's okay we can warm it up in the microwave"
"Wait, isn't that a metal bowl? I thought we aren't suppose to put metal in the micro-"
*Microwave blows up*
Warning: Kids don't try this at home
"Now how are we suppose to bake this now that you destroyed the microwave?"
"Time to put this in the oven!"
"Let's preheat the oven to 500 degrees and let it bake for 30 minutes, that should make it super fluffy and yummy"
*30 minutes later*
"DAMMIT YOU BURNT THE SUGAR CREPES!!!"
"I knew I should have picked the other team!"
"Hey guys, look what I found! The recipe card!"
*Internal screaming*
"Let's just add three pinches of flour, that should be enough"
"Three PINCHES of flour?!?"
"And we need to add some sugar, how much should we add?"
"Let's just add all we have"
"The WHOLE bag of sugar?!?"
"And we need butter too"
"Let's put all the butter in, this looks good"
"An ENTIRE stick of butter?!?"
"Oops I misread, it says we need melted butter"
"It's okay we can warm it up in the microwave"
"Wait, isn't that a metal bowl? I thought we aren't suppose to put metal in the micro-"
*Microwave blows up*
Warning: Kids don't try this at home
"Now how are we suppose to bake this now that you destroyed the microwave?"
"Time to put this in the oven!"
"Let's preheat the oven to 500 degrees and let it bake for 30 minutes, that should make it super fluffy and yummy"
*30 minutes later*
"DAMMIT YOU BURNT THE SUGAR CREPES!!!"
"I knew I should have picked the other team!"
"Hey guys, look what I found! The recipe card!"
*Internal screaming*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“God this must be the fiftieth time this has happened.”
“Fifty-second.”
“Fifty-second.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Was it difficult? The labor? The waiting? The waiting for the labor?”
“I don’t know. I passed out and the next thing I knew the doctor said, ‘Congratulations! It’s a baby!’ And I looked and there was a tiny helpless Pat.”
“I don’t know. I passed out and the next thing I knew the doctor said, ‘Congratulations! It’s a baby!’ And I looked and there was a tiny helpless Pat.”
"Refund the worrrrrrrrrrld,
refund it sooner,
uphold the rights little Jimmy had as a consumer....
now he's living in a box,
he's a victim of deceit,
AND EVEN THOUGH HE STILL HAD THE RECEEEEEEEEEEIPT!
...
Oh wow, I never realized. I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?
Well... you can look into your heart and.... give us a refund please??
No!"
refund it sooner,
uphold the rights little Jimmy had as a consumer....
now he's living in a box,
he's a victim of deceit,
AND EVEN THOUGH HE STILL HAD THE RECEEEEEEEEEEIPT!
...
Oh wow, I never realized. I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?
Well... you can look into your heart and.... give us a refund please??
No!"
Shellzilla_515
F1 fan who loves onions
I'm just gonna unload some legendary quotes. You may want to note the colours lol.
"the US is just like 50 smaller people in a giant trenchcoat and they all lowkey hate each other"
"Everybody be vibin until the ocean Toucat finds Bikini Bottom and eats Spongebob's house"
“Bowser is wrecking havoc in the city. We need you to rebuild it!”
“So anyway, I started plopping down stadiums.”
"yeet I'm a racing/drawing legend now"
"i wonder how many pizza crusts a whole garlic could make"
"Bald garlic confirmed"
"hence my love of giant rocks that like to smash people"
"oh earlier my fuecoco got flattened by a ginormous catfish it was pretty crazy"
"in the name of the moon, that boy ain't right"
"Table? Furry loaf"
"Kitchen counter? Furry loaf"
"Bathtub? Believe it or not, furry loaf"
"scary boi graduates from thr school of buffoonery"
"Window broken even though I didn't subscribe? Oh snap, gotta paint my entire house white now."
"omg bubble carrrr"
"Good call. Maybe you should keep Miko in the dirty laundry basket for a while"
"can I listen to it?"
"sure!"
"can I listen to it?"
"no you can **** off lol"
"professor I need extra time on this assignment"
"what for? you basically have it almost done"
"ik I just need a bit more time to delete myself on F1 22"
"this bed empty"
YEET
"YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS IF YOU LIKE 2016 PORSCHE CAYMAN GT4S"
"toyota tundras aren't fuzzy and cute though"
"bruh you've been revving your engine for thr last 48 minutes"
"shut up it's for educational purposes!"
"What the bug doin"
"Oh snap, so Lovecraft absolutely peed then"
"Molly looks like she hasn't showered in centuries"
"tbt staff really turned everyone into a furry haha"
"the US is just like 50 smaller people in a giant trenchcoat and they all lowkey hate each other"
"Everybody be vibin until the ocean Toucat finds Bikini Bottom and eats Spongebob's house"
“Bowser is wrecking havoc in the city. We need you to rebuild it!”
“So anyway, I started plopping down stadiums.”
"yeet I'm a racing/drawing legend now"
"i wonder how many pizza crusts a whole garlic could make"
"Bald garlic confirmed"
"hence my love of giant rocks that like to smash people"
"oh earlier my fuecoco got flattened by a ginormous catfish it was pretty crazy"
"in the name of the moon, that boy ain't right"
"Table? Furry loaf"
"Kitchen counter? Furry loaf"
"Bathtub? Believe it or not, furry loaf"
"scary boi graduates from thr school of buffoonery"
"Window broken even though I didn't subscribe? Oh snap, gotta paint my entire house white now."
"omg bubble carrrr"
"Good call. Maybe you should keep Miko in the dirty laundry basket for a while"
"can I listen to it?"
"sure!"
"can I listen to it?"
"no you can **** off lol"
"professor I need extra time on this assignment"
"what for? you basically have it almost done"
"ik I just need a bit more time to delete myself on F1 22"
"this bed empty"
YEET
"YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS IF YOU LIKE 2016 PORSCHE CAYMAN GT4S"
"toyota tundras aren't fuzzy and cute though"
"bruh you've been revving your engine for thr last 48 minutes"
"shut up it's for educational purposes!"
"What the bug doin"
"Oh snap, so Lovecraft absolutely peed then"
"Molly looks like she hasn't showered in centuries"
"tbt staff really turned everyone into a furry haha"
"Hi, this is John Jonah Jameson, and this just in! SPIDER-MAN IS A MENACE TO THIS CITY! I CAUGHT HIM STEALING CANDY FROM A BABY!"
"Um, Mr. Jameson sir, we can't run this story... I mean, you don't even have proof that Spider-Man stole candy from a baby."
"YES I DO! IT'S RIGHT HERE!"
"This photo is super obscure and there's even a chocolate stain on it. What are you even trying to prove here, Mr. Jameson? If you don't have a better story by next week, I'm afraid we'll have to let you go."
"Darn that Spider-Man! Always a thorn in my side..."
"Hey, what's up?"
"Spider-Man! What are you doing in my office, and why are you eating that chocolate bar? Did you steal that from a baby?!?"
"What? No, I bought this. I'm just here to say I think you should spend some time with me... maybe it'll open your eyes."
"Fine... but I'm not going to enjoy it."
*Spider-Man and John Jonah Jameson are seen participating in outdoor activities*
"They were the best days.... they were the best days... they were the best days... they were the best days, because of you..."
"Wow, Spider-Man. I was wrong about you. You're a really cool guy."
"Thanks! I know I can get misunderstood sometimes."
*news board lights up overhead*
"Hi, this is Dr. Octavius, and this just in! Spider-Man was caught stealing a baby's stroller!"
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
*a few moments later Dr. Octopus is being held by Spider-Man while John Jonah Jameson beats him up*
"You think slander is funny, do you, Dr. Octavius? Well take this! And another! And a right hook as well!"
"Ouch, it hurts! What the heck, John? I thought you hated Spider-Man! You LITERALLY just did the same thing to him for many years!"
"Shut up, villain!"
*John Jonah Jameson throws one more punch that knocks out Dr. Octopus*
"Hey, great job, man. I'm glad we could do this together."
"Yeah, me too!"
"Want to go raid his lab now and steal all his tech?"
"Sounds like a fun time."
*Spider-Man and John Jonah Jameson walk off into the sunset as a stereotypical 80s sitcom ending plays*
"Um, Mr. Jameson sir, we can't run this story... I mean, you don't even have proof that Spider-Man stole candy from a baby."
"YES I DO! IT'S RIGHT HERE!"
"This photo is super obscure and there's even a chocolate stain on it. What are you even trying to prove here, Mr. Jameson? If you don't have a better story by next week, I'm afraid we'll have to let you go."
"Darn that Spider-Man! Always a thorn in my side..."
"Hey, what's up?"
"Spider-Man! What are you doing in my office, and why are you eating that chocolate bar? Did you steal that from a baby?!?"
"What? No, I bought this. I'm just here to say I think you should spend some time with me... maybe it'll open your eyes."
"Fine... but I'm not going to enjoy it."
*Spider-Man and John Jonah Jameson are seen participating in outdoor activities*
"They were the best days.... they were the best days... they were the best days... they were the best days, because of you..."
"Wow, Spider-Man. I was wrong about you. You're a really cool guy."
"Thanks! I know I can get misunderstood sometimes."
*news board lights up overhead*
"Hi, this is Dr. Octavius, and this just in! Spider-Man was caught stealing a baby's stroller!"
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
*a few moments later Dr. Octopus is being held by Spider-Man while John Jonah Jameson beats him up*
"You think slander is funny, do you, Dr. Octavius? Well take this! And another! And a right hook as well!"
"Ouch, it hurts! What the heck, John? I thought you hated Spider-Man! You LITERALLY just did the same thing to him for many years!"
"Shut up, villain!"
*John Jonah Jameson throws one more punch that knocks out Dr. Octopus*
"Hey, great job, man. I'm glad we could do this together."
"Yeah, me too!"
"Want to go raid his lab now and steal all his tech?"
"Sounds like a fun time."
*Spider-Man and John Jonah Jameson walk off into the sunset as a stereotypical 80s sitcom ending plays*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Whoa hold on there, crazy. We’re not breaking her out of jail, are we?”
“Of course not! We’re just merely borrowing her.”
“Of course not! We’re just merely borrowing her.”
“Huh? A toilet?! Time to get rid of these beans ONCE AND FOR ALL!”
”You bench?”
”I not bench. I bear.”
”No. Let the man bun go.”
”Now we have to wait until the cave gets fumigated. I was supposed to record another music video today!”
”We’re not dogs, we’re bears! With TASTE!!”
“They think I have rabies, but I really just like pie!!”
”You bench?”
”I not bench. I bear.”
”No. Let the man bun go.”
”Now we have to wait until the cave gets fumigated. I was supposed to record another music video today!”
”We’re not dogs, we’re bears! With TASTE!!”
“They think I have rabies, but I really just like pie!!”
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VanitasFan26
I'm just a ghost.
“Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.”
Ravenkitty22
No, one mourns the wicked
“Hey Emerson, what do I do if I can’t fall asleep?”
“Welcome to the club, Caitlyn… You don’t do anything. You just lay there and let your brain explode itself till you pass out.”
“Welcome to the club, Caitlyn… You don’t do anything. You just lay there and let your brain explode itself till you pass out.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Wait. You’re Chinese?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes
And find the box that’s gay and CRUSH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay?
And find the box that’s gay and CRUSH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! okay?
"i put the dance moms in my sims world and surrounded them with a chain link fence"
"i bet my mom is going insane from vaguely hearing Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper~ coming from the living room"
"entering New Obsession mode:"
"i bet my mom is going insane from vaguely hearing Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper~ coming from the living room"
"entering New Obsession mode:"
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