ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO THE NUMBER 2?!?"
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
- Start date
"Now watch me be Tracer Tracer, now watch me be Winston Winston... Now watch me be Tracer Tracer--
"Dude."
"What?"
"You just went from being a 150 lb woman to a 500 lb gorilla and back... in a matter of seconds."
"So?"
"Sigh... this is why we can't have nice things."
"Dude."
"What?"
"You just went from being a 150 lb woman to a 500 lb gorilla and back... in a matter of seconds."
"So?"
"Sigh... this is why we can't have nice things."
"Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost, clean up the stray leaves in the park."
"You know who else likes to clean up the stray leaves in the park?"
"Muscle Man, if you say my mom, you're fired."
"MI MADREEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Wow Muscle Man, I didn't know you know Spanish. I'm impressed."
"You know who else likes to clean up the stray leaves in the park?"
"Muscle Man, if you say my mom, you're fired."
"MI MADREEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"Wow Muscle Man, I didn't know you know Spanish. I'm impressed."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You can sleep with Chloe and me.”
“Uhhhh like Pas-adena!”
“Uhhhh like Pas-adena!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Miss Censordoll, Tommy’s looking at the art books again!”
“Filthy Renaissance artists!”
“Filthy Renaissance artists!”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
This time we didn’t forget the gravy!
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xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"Fools might be fools, but fools are smart enough to not take the Porcupuffer head-on"
*proceeds to take the Porcupuffer head-on like the dumb*** I am*
*proceeds to take the Porcupuffer head-on like the dumb*** I am*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Sir, I’m just a little boy in drag selling cookies.”
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xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"you miss 100% of the shots that you miss"
Ravenkitty22
In my party era
“This tower is so un-straight”
“You mean the tower’s gay?”
“Of course I mean the tower is gay, it’s June for crying out loud.”
“THIS TOWER IS SO GAY GUYS”
“You mean the tower’s gay?”
“Of course I mean the tower is gay, it’s June for crying out loud.”
“THIS TOWER IS SO GAY GUYS”
Hunter_Gr33n
Trying to be more active here.
"What do you mean by 'If you really are a Queen?' What right have you to call yourself so? You can't be a Queen, you know, till you've passed the proper examination. And the sooner we begin it, the better."
"I only said 'if'!"
"She says she only said 'if'--"
"But she said a great deal more than that! Oh, ever so much more than that!"
"I'm sure I didn't mean---"
"That's just what I complain of! You should have meant! What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning---and a child's more important than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands."
"I don't deny things with my hands."
"Nobody said you did. I said you couldn't if you tried."
"I only said 'if'!"
"She says she only said 'if'--"
"But she said a great deal more than that! Oh, ever so much more than that!"
"I'm sure I didn't mean---"
"That's just what I complain of! You should have meant! What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning---and a child's more important than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands."
"I don't deny things with my hands."
"Nobody said you did. I said you couldn't if you tried."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“That horribly ugly little girl is really a horribly ugly little boy!”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Now what do you want to do with your life?”
“I want to live in a van down by the river.”
“Well you’ll do plenty of that when you’re living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!”
“I want to live in a van down by the river.”
“Well you’ll do plenty of that when you’re living in a van DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!”
