The out of context quotes thread

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Hurry! I don't wanna die at the age of 25!"
"Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I wouldn't worry about it."

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"it's like Panic! At The Disco, except there's only panic and no disco" -me a few days ago

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I mean, being a robot's great, but we don't have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad."

 

[Marridia]

"I remember listening to bad apple as a teen and thinking "what the heck is a touhou?"

 

[Darcy94x]

"Knowing is better than wondering. Waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beats the hell out of never trying." —Meredith Grey (Greys Anatomy)

 

[Aniko]

"To tell the truth, I kind of dislike cockroaches. it's too shiny"

 

[oath2order]

"Brain and brain, what is brain?"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I know you like cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense of taste!"

"Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing a lime green tank top."

 

[Freya_Druid]

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betray!”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"those friggin whales are puttin up quite a fight my dude" -me 5 seconds ago

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

*Patient flatlines sound*
“Ugh! I knew it! That sound always kills them!”

 

[Midoriya]

"Girllll, you need a shot of B12, you know you do..."

"I'm B1 and I'm super fun!"
"I'm B2, wanna be with you!"
"I'm B3, and I gotta ___!"

*the music stops and everyone turns their heads towards B3*

"Wait, you gotta WHAT?!?"
"I'm sorry, guys, but I really gotta go!"
"Okay, well maybe do that somewhere else. Preferably not anywhere near the new hit single we're trying to make"
"ugh, fine..." *B3 walks away sadly*
"anyone else think we should do background checks on each of the new boys now?"
"yeah..."

 

[oddbear]

“you’re going to HYPHENATE Quackenbush!?”

 

[Psydye]

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Y'know, Fry, of all the friends I've had, you're the first."

 

[Kitsuragi]

"Enjoying the free entertainment while I wait for this plane to take off"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“What’s this? What did I tell you? NO. MORE. HANGING. WIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I told Fry you were dead so he would cry out the Emperor, but you had to go and wreck it by surviving."

 

[VanitasFan26]

“I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations!”

 

[Seastar]

"Word seeing? No... I'm busy dealing with health problems... and a hyperfixation over a cat game."
--Conversation I just had with myself out of nowhere