The out of context quotes thread

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"When was the last time the wrong choice in a visual novel lead to the mass murder of an entire nursery?"
That came from, of all places a caption for an image on a TV Tropes article.

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Uhhh, do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?"

"I don't know. You think you can survive a 700-foot fall?"

"Heheh! Good old Bender!"

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"if you're gonna fight me then why do you gotta teleport away? you gotta fistfight me bro, like I wanna fistfight a magikoopa for real." - me earlier today for some reason

 

[oddbear]

“a burnt sausage is worse than a nonexistent sausage?”

 

[Ravenkitty22]

“Are you sure that’s a baby bunny? It looks like an avocado.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“And what’s this emotion called ‘wuv?’”
“I think you mean ‘love,’ dear.”
“No. Wuv with an Earth W. See?”
“THIS THING CALLED WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!!!!!!”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Bite... My shiny... Metal...!"
"Stop! You can't say the next word!"
"Up yours, chump, I said it 906 times before lunch!"

 

[ShinkaiTheSeaWing]

"Hey, Hudson, do you think I could get away with replacing all of the school desktop wallpapers in here with an image of Kanye West? I think I could probably do it. I'm white enough to blend in with the walls."
My friend Kayden to me earlier today.

 

[Midoriya]

"Dan is about to do some real imaginary ****." -Me on Discord

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Pay attention! We’re studying geography ! Now what state do you live in?”
“Denial.”
“Sigh. I suppose that I can’t argue with that.”

 

[Drawdler]

Hi, my name is Bob and I work at my job, I make 40 something dollars a day

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

"guys we cant be playing video games rn we are falling into planetary orbit and we're all watching MARIO PARTY?!"

 

[Yoshi155]

“And a drumroll please!”
*drumroll*
“Your prize is… diabetes! I mean, a lifetime supply of Skittles”. (Something I thought of).

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

(mumbling) "Kill all humans... Kill all humans... Must kill all humans..."
(shaking him by the shoulders) "Bender, wake up!"
(yawns) "I was having the most wonderful dream! I think you were in it."

 

[Yoshi155]

You're a ginger, a Jew, and from Jersey! Three strikes, Kyle! You're out!

Shut the **** up!

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“While you do that, I’m going to prepare the oven.”
“Oh. You have an oven?”
“Uh yeah. It’s a kitchen. How else did you think we were going to bake the cake?”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"You know, I was God once."
"Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Hey! THIS ISN’T CHEESE!”
“Ah so you were lied to too? Being banished to the moon for a thousand years was bad enough but finding out that the moon wasn’t really made of cheese was even worse!”
“That’s what I’m saying!”

 

[oddbear]

“God I want a boyfriend. But I’m bad at Mariokart.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Don't you ever stop to think before you speak?"
"I never stopped to think about it."
"Awww, leave Fry alone! His intelligence is just a little... Different-y."
(everyone nods in agreement)
"YOU A BIG DUMMY!"
"Hey! I'm beginning to think you guys don't think I'm very smart!"
"You can barely remember your own name, Einstein!"
"Einstein is a hard name to remember!"