The out of context quotes thread

[Yoshi155]

It... kind of sounds like ****.

What? You mean like you don't like the singing, or the lyrics, or what?

No. I mean it sounds like somebody is ****ting in my ears.

 

[QueenCobra]

"I deeply, genuinely, and authentically apologize to the fart community."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Look everyone! She killed the Man Witch of the West!”
“A Witch?! That explains how these boots magically appeared on my feet!”
“No. You stole them. We saw you.”
“Well hmm uh it’s hard to find shoes that fit me.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Well I may be able to talk but I sure as heck can’t drive!”

 

[oddbear]

“i am the reason babe ruth died.”

-me, while playing mariokart with my sister

 

[oddbear]

“People are thirsting over Luigi, Adrian.“

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"I finally meet a nice girl with a pair of legs that don't quit unexpectedly, and that jerk Flexo steals her away? It's time to kick some shiny, metal ***!"

 

[Yoshi155]

-

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less from a lethal dose!"

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“You need a date!”
“No I don’t!”
“Meet Stevette!”
“Hey! Wait a minute! That’s not a girl!”
“Sure he is!”

 

[xSuperMario64x]

“People are thirsting over Luigi, Adrian.“

where is the crying react staff
probably not even the same weegee but my boy deserves respect smh

 

[oddbear]

where is the crying react staff
probably not even the same weegee but my boy deserves respect smh

it is 100% the luigi you are thinking of :,)

“I AM NOT DOMESTICATED ANYMORE.”

 

[Kirbyz]

meanwhile in our fam groupchat...

"are we going to go ice skating in cuba?"
""
""You've had 2 sets of gloves this whole time""

 

[Yoshi155]

“I’m starting to think that maybe it’s wrong to put someone who thinks they’re a Vietnamese prostitute onto a bull.”

 

[oddbear]

“my favorite is peppermint.
i will choke you with my bare hands if you DARE to give me wintergreen/spearmint.”

 

[Psydye]

"Aww pancakes, I'm going to heaven!"
-my death cry.

 

[QueenCobra]

“I apologize to the Depends community and everyone who has to wear Depends on a daily basis. What I should have said was, ‘I hope you’ve got Lysol and paper towels to clean up your mess!”’

 

[QueenCobra]

“Remember when I serenaded you in Spanish?”
“Ah, yes, that was beautiful!”
“Not to burst your bubble, but I just sang the Taco Bell menu while playing the guitar.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Going into a terrifying, hellish dungeon under the village? This looks like a job for... A 10-year-old!"

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"I love shooting stingrays and watching them explode into a random crab" - me circa 2012

Post automatically merged: Aug 19, 2023

"mr thwompo is vibing with the ghost of Ronald Reagan" - me 5 seconds ago