The out of context quotes thread

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I feel extra churchy today!”
”And church church churchiful, Churchy!”
”Church church church.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?
Who of the crew could commit this crime?
Might a little brat, make a mommy go splat?
It's a story pretty gory for a nursery rhyme.

Which of the Pickwick Triplets did it?
Which of the spawn had the brawn to kill?
Will a baby get tried for matricide?
Coochi-coochi-coo, time for you or you or you, to admit it.
So quick as a whip gotta pick which Pickwick Triplet did it.“

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen."

(scoff) "Who put you on the planet?"

 

[-Blue-]

Oh, you guys, you guys, if we want to stand out, you know what we got to do? We got to focus on our story.
Yes!
Those competitions are all about how singing helped you overcome some major obstacle, you know? So I'll do, like, a stutter, and I'll say I got it from watching, like, a friend get blown up in Iraq.
Ooh, ooh, you know what? And do it with a Southern accent and talk about Jesus a lot.
Yeah!
Good, good, okay, so we'll be, like, a group of, like, Southern, stuttering army vets with, like, a religious bend.
Okay, and then we'll all be in the same outfit.
Oh, we should be, like, carnies. We're gonna be carnies.
Religious stuttering army carnies! Who love Jesus. And watched our friends explode on stage.
♪ My friend exploded My friend exploded... ♪

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
It's great, no?
No. Absolutely not. Are you kidding me? It's a singing competition. So can we please work on our harmonies? And not talk about dressing like army carnies?

 

[TN4U]

"I thought of something better than twenty-four!"
"Lemme hear it!"

"TWENTY-FIVE!"

 

[Marridia]

"live your dreams
be the you danny devito wants you to be"

 

[Yes-I-Can]

"Squeeze it as hard as you like"




Some random snifit in paper mario

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“I’m sorry. Oh wait. No I’m not. I don’t care! Wow! What a free thought! Ohoho!”

 

[Yoshi155]

You cheap little rotter! I've been run over by a car, made to carry around a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by giant lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the twelve o'clock deadline! So if you don't change that total back to $1.50, I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!

That'll be one dollar and fifty cents, please.

 

[QueenCobra]

“Oh, nooo! Bette Midler!”

 

[TN4U]

"Hey, where you going?"
"To my job!"
"You have a job?"
"Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day!"
"Say, were can I get one of these 'jobs'?"
"Oh, they're everywhere! Especially if you're green and have six tentacles!"
"Thanks! I'm gonna go look for one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives!!!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Congratulations, you now have 10 hours of detention for attempting to fly, which is strictly forbidden."

 

[QueenCobra]

Preferably, I'd like to conceive the child in a Mayan temple, as long as there's not too many stairs to kill the mood.

 

[QueenCobra]

"Dorothy, did you ever hear of a rich pole vaulter?"

 

[TN4U]

"Hey, a note!"
(Holds up a music note on a piece of paper)
"Yeah, but turn it over, there's a letter!"
(Flips paper to reveal a letter B)
"You're right!"
"And I got this message from my parents!"
(Tosses away letter paper and reads actual letter message)

 

[QueenCobra]

“There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.”

 

[TN4U]

"Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery? WHY???"

 

[Yoshi155]

Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!

 

[QueenCobra]

“How do you put it around your neck?”
“You don’t, honey, it goes on your head.”

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!"