The out of context quotes thread

[Yoshi155]

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Hey Granny and Uncle Jed! There’s a young filly out here wearing Victoria‘s Secret! But it ain’t a secret no more!”

 

[Yoshi155]

Stu what are you doing?

Making chocolate pudding.

It's 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?

Because I've lost control of my life.

 

[TN4U]

"I'll let you be my roommate for 50 bucks."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OKAY!"

"What have I done."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Mmmmm! Who’s the dish?”
”You keep yer hands off of her!”

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“I’m just going to scoot down by the orphanage. It’s half off Tuesday and if you aren’t there by noon there’s nothing left but Swedes.”

 

[QueenCobra]

“It’s the Botox. I can’t show emotion for another hour and a half.”

 

[TN4U]

"Snooping as usual, I see."

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Debbie, you should have brought fake invites for all the unpopular children.”
“You know? You try to do something cruel and mean and it just gets thrown back into your face!”
*Debbie throws fake invites on the floor and runs off crying*

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Roooooo-oooooon!”
“I wish you’d call me Mr Bergman and my first name is Leland.”
“Like I care!”

 

[QueenCobra]

“Now, I’m going to tell you this quickly, and it’s probably going to sting a little bit: your son’s a witch.”

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

“Roooooo-ooooon! It won’t stop talking to me!”

 

[TN4U]

"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

 

[aphroditen]

"she just broke her finger, and now you're eating her granola bar?"

 

[mouthrat]

"she just broke her finger, and now you're eating her granola bar?"

omg i know exactly what you're quoting

 

[TN4U]

"Gee, it sure is boring around here..."
"MAH BOI. This is what all true warriors strive for!"
"I just wonder what Ganon's up to."

 

[QueenCobra]

“What do you mean you’re my ‘wife’? O-kay.. if you’re my ‘wife’, what’s our cat’s name? [ a beat ] Mr. Stitches.”

 

[aphroditen]

omg i know exactly what you're quoting

YOU LITERALLY DO NOT?

 

[Yoshi155]

Books and cocoa in the same store? What's next, a talking banana?

Uh, I don't see one, sir.

Of course not. The very notion of a talking banana is absurd. But still....

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Have you prepared a statement for the press?"

"Well, uh, yes. I have prepared a statement."

[ beat ]

"GET ME OUTTA HEEERE!"

 

[TN4U]

“I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages…”

(Shows creepy image of a hillbilly girl smiling)

“Sorry you had to see that.”