The out of context quotes thread

"McDonald's is a place to rock. It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat. It is a good place to listen to the music. People flock here to get down to the rock music."
"McDonald's will make you fat. They serve Big Macs. They serve Quarter Pounders. They will put pounds on you."
"McDonald's hamburgers are the worst. They are worse than Burger King. A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat. A Quarter Pounder has 28 grams of fat."
 
You see, son, fads come and go. And this "Chin-po-ko-mon" is obviously nothing more than a fad. You don't have to be a part of it. In fact, you can make an even stronger statement by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part of this fad, because I'm an individual." Do you understand?

Yes. Yes, I do, Dad. Now let me tell you how it works in the real world. In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon, or I can be the only kid without one, which singles me out, and causes the other kids to make fun of me and kick my ass.

Hm... Good point; here's $10.
 
Attention all Earthbound gamers! Ness is in trouble! He needs your help to defeat Giygas and in order to do this, he's going to need his trusty bat to hand a couple of burners. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the expiration month and year, and the three digits on the back. But you have be fast, though, before Giygas finishes his plan to take over Onett!
 
Go on, Kyle, ask 'em for your little brother back.

Visitors, this morning you took my brother, Ike. He's the little freckled kid that looks like a football. At first, I was happy you took him away. But I've learned something today. That having a little brother... i- is a pretty special thing.

Yeah.

Ah, heck, Mr. Visitors, I'm just a kid all alone in this crazy world, but if you could find it in your hearts or whatever you have, to give my brother back to me, it sure would make my life brighter again.

That was beautiful, dude.

Did it work?

No, they're leaving.

Hey, you scrawny-ass (bleep)s, what the (bleep) is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of (bleep)ing (bleep) to be able to ignore a crying child!

Whoa, dude!

You know what you (bleep)s like! You like to (bleep)! And (bleep)! And (bleep)! And (bleep)! And (bleep)!

Hey Wendy, what's a (bleep)?

*She shrugs*
 
"Woody, are you alright?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine Buzz. Okay, here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: Batteries need to be changed, toys in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed, okay, okay, good, okay."
"Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you?"
"NO! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute, and I can't find it anywhere!"
"Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy and making delicious hot schmoes."
(Buzz makes really dumb grin)
"They're called s'mores, Buzz."
"Right, right, of course."
 
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I can't believe you're still here. Didn't GUN realize they have the wrong guy?

Well, after my escape from the city, they charged me with a bunch of crimes. Destruction of property, vandalism, disorderly conduct…

Wow, that's-

…Extreme negligence, reckless evading, indecent exposure…

That's a lot of-

Assault, 3rd degree manslaughter, parking illegally, 2nd degree manslaughter.

I can't believe you were framed for all that.

Framed?

Yeah, you were framed by Shadow, right?

(silence)

Don't tell me you… actually did all that stuff.

I… didn't park illegally.

Holy ****.

Hey! You try running from the police without breaking any laws.

Okay, but like, manslaughter?

Look, I couldn't steer the board very well, and I ran into a car, it flipped over, apparently there was a whole family inside.

Oh my God! What the ****, Sonic?

Hey, it's not my fault! I was distracted by the sick tunes! (begins humming "running around at the speed of sound")
 
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"TOJI FUSHIGILIGHT. AH."
"Long time no see!"
"TOJI FUSHIGOJO?"
"Yeah, Toji Fushigiro..."
"Toji Fushigiro..."
"Yeah. That's right! On the verge of death I used it! Reverse cursed energy!"
"Toji Fushigihigh..."
"AHH, THIS IS SO AWESOME!"
"TOJI FUSHIGIRO!"
"Yeah, I guess you're right. YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT! YOU'RE SO ALIVE!"
*Toji lunges at Gojo, but Gojo barely dodges*
"TOJI FUSHIGIRAOOOOOO!!"
*Toji strikes again with his knife, but misses*
"Red.."
"Ahhh, pewwww."
*Toji gets hit by Red and lands against a building wall*
"Toji Fushigi--WTF?!?"
"Toji FushigiNUFF!"
"TOJI FUSHIGIRO...!"
*Toji launches several more attacks at Gojo, all of which miss*
"Ahh... I feel so awesome... feel like I can rule the world. Throughout Heaven and Earth, am I alone brothers unintelligible noises"
*Toji lunges at Gojo yet again, but misses*
"Goodbye, Toji Fushigiro..."
"PORPLE!"
*Gojo launches ultimate move Purple at Toji*
"TOJI FUSHIGI--UH OH!"
*Toji gets hit straight through and on the verge of death*
"Torso Fushigiro..."
"Any last words?"
"Toji Fushigiro.."
"Is that all?"
"My son... beg me Fushigi--"
*But Gojo finishes him off*
 
I don't think Phil's big enough.

We could wait until he's older.

Or we could try to lift Chuckie. He's the biggest. What do you say, Chuckie?

Can I keep my clothes on?

Um, okay.
 
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