Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“This isn’t ‘silly juice!’ It’s necessary juice!”
The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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Since the very first bedtime, all around the world, children have known that once their mothers and fathers tuck them in and shut off the light, that there are monsters hiding in their closets, waiting to emerge. But what they don't know is, it's nothing personal - it's just their job.
"Whoa."
"There's nobody here!"
"Huh?"
"Th-there's no kid, there's supposed to be a kid, there's no kid to scare."
"Alright, alright, don't panic"
"I'm panicking! 'Cause there's a total lack of kid here!"
"Let's just check the schedule..."
"This is very embarassing."
(Grabs clipboard)
"Lemme see here, 9 o'clock?"
"Yep, 9 o'clock."
"Boy's bedroom?"
"Boy's bedroom."
"Out of Magnolia?"
"Ugh, Magnolia? Pfft, Gimme that..."
(Snatches clipboard and reads it)
"It's Mongolia. Mike, does this look like Mongolia to you?"
"I-I mean, y-y-yeah, yeah, well, kinda..."
"Well, okay, you remember the 5th grade?"
"Yeah..."
"When you spent all your time passing notes to Suzy Boyles?"
"Loved her."
"The rest of us, WERE STUDYING GEOGRAPHY; this is not Mongolia."
"Ah, well, would you listen to this? Blame it on the little guy, how original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his ONE EYE!"
"Mike, come on, now don't take it personal,"
"You were thinking that, You were thinking that."
"C'mon, don't be so sensitive, c'mon buddy, little blinky, who's your buddy? Who's your buddy?"
"Don-don't do that, I'm resisting you, don't make me like you!"
"C'mon!"
"I don't want to like you now..."
"C'mooon..."
"Alright, he ha ha! (Grabs hula hoop) Hey, guess which planet I am, huh? C'mon, look, guess which planet I am, doooo doooo..."
"Ugh, alright, okay, I'm gonna go back to the break room before all the donuts are gone." (Leaves)
"Hey d- don't you even get it? Ya big throw rug?"
(Dog growls off screen)
"Ooh, nice doggy, heh heh, nice, big doggy... SULLY? SULLY, OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!"
(Sully grabs Mike as he yelps off-screen)
"Whoa."
"There's nobody here!"
"Huh?"
"Th-there's no kid, there's supposed to be a kid, there's no kid to scare."
"Alright, alright, don't panic"
"I'm panicking! 'Cause there's a total lack of kid here!"
"Let's just check the schedule..."
"This is very embarassing."
(Grabs clipboard)
"Lemme see here, 9 o'clock?"
"Yep, 9 o'clock."
"Boy's bedroom?"
"Boy's bedroom."
"Out of Magnolia?"
"Ugh, Magnolia? Pfft, Gimme that..."
(Snatches clipboard and reads it)
"It's Mongolia. Mike, does this look like Mongolia to you?"
"I-I mean, y-y-yeah, yeah, well, kinda..."
"Well, okay, you remember the 5th grade?"
"Yeah..."
"When you spent all your time passing notes to Suzy Boyles?"
"Loved her."
"The rest of us, WERE STUDYING GEOGRAPHY; this is not Mongolia."
"Ah, well, would you listen to this? Blame it on the little guy, how original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his ONE EYE!"
"Mike, come on, now don't take it personal,"
"You were thinking that, You were thinking that."
"C'mon, don't be so sensitive, c'mon buddy, little blinky, who's your buddy? Who's your buddy?"
"Don-don't do that, I'm resisting you, don't make me like you!"
"C'mon!"
"I don't want to like you now..."
"C'mooon..."
"Alright, he ha ha! (Grabs hula hoop) Hey, guess which planet I am, huh? C'mon, look, guess which planet I am, doooo doooo..."
"Ugh, alright, okay, I'm gonna go back to the break room before all the donuts are gone." (Leaves)
"Hey d- don't you even get it? Ya big throw rug?"
(Dog growls off screen)
"Ooh, nice doggy, heh heh, nice, big doggy... SULLY? SULLY, OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE DOOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!"
(Sully grabs Mike as he yelps off-screen)
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
”Them ain’t yo Funyuns! Them’s Foxy’s Funyuns!”
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What’s going on doing down here?”
“Uh… We’re playing house.”
”But that boy’s all tied up.”
”Roman Polanski’s House.”
“Uh… We’re playing house.”
”But that boy’s all tied up.”
”Roman Polanski’s House.”
Dude, did a bully take your lunch money again?
Yeah.
That's the third day in a row. You gotta tell a teacher.
Nah, I'm not a tattletale.
Well then write the principal an an anonymous letter.
Nah, I'm not no anonymous Andy.
So then just get a bigger bully to beat the bully up.
Nah, I don't want kids calling me a cliché conflict resolution Kevin.
He has a point.
Yeah.
That's the third day in a row. You gotta tell a teacher.
Nah, I'm not a tattletale.
Well then write the principal an an anonymous letter.
Nah, I'm not no anonymous Andy.
So then just get a bigger bully to beat the bully up.
Nah, I don't want kids calling me a cliché conflict resolution Kevin.
He has a point.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“So are you gay for Sunny or what’s up with that?”
xSuperMario64x
call me Bug 🇨🇦💜🐛
"God gives his quonkliest battles to his squombliest soldiers."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I can’t believe we forgot about you, Tonk!”
“My name is TOOT!”
“I’m pretty sure you’re wrong.”
“I KNOW MY OWN NAME!!!!!!!!”
“My name is TOOT!”
“I’m pretty sure you’re wrong.”
“I KNOW MY OWN NAME!!!!!!!!”
VernalLapin
pfp by Yanrima~
"How do I know it's a seersucker suit? Because he's the sucker who bought it from Sears."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Wieners! Wieners! Wieners wieners wieners!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
You’ve got tooooooo
Turn the other cheek!
*POW*
OW!
Turn the other cheek!
*POW*
OW!
Show them how strong you are by being meek!
*POW*
OW!
The meek will inherit the Earth so turn the other cheek!
*POW*
OW!
“Studies show that 100% of deaths happen right here on Earth.”
Turn the other cheek!
*POW*
OW!
Turn the other cheek!
*POW*
OW!
Show them how strong you are by being meek!
*POW*
OW!
The meek will inherit the Earth so turn the other cheek!
*POW*
OW!
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Stanny, you're alive!
But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?
It's dead.
For real and for true?
Are you sure?
I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
He did it! Now our Critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
Wait, wha-what?
You've done us a huge favor, Stanny!
Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist! Yaaay!!
Wai-wait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.
But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?
It's dead.
For real and for true?
Are you sure?
I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
He did it! Now our Critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan!
Hail Satan!
Wait, wha-what?
You've done us a huge favor, Stanny!
Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist! Yaaay!!
Wai-wait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“We used the hot dogs that Toshi’s mom bought. Apparently ours wasn’t good enough.”
“They weren’t good enough. They were poisoned! Our boys would be dead if we used them.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying. Does anyone speak sushi waitress?”
“They weren’t good enough. They were poisoned! Our boys would be dead if we used them.”
“I can’t understand a word you’re saying. Does anyone speak sushi waitress?”
