“Milo said he’s not going to school.”
“Beth, honey, no one likes a tattletale.”
“I do. They’re an essential part of any family. You keep right on tattling, sweetie pie.”
“Daddy has a magazine with naked ladies hugging.”
“Ahhh crimminy….”
"Hi, welcome to Starbucks. Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, can I get uh, uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?"
Well then how much of what just happened was in virtual reality?
That does not matter! There is only one thing that matters!
What?!
Have I answered your questions satisfactorily and offered GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE?!
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
That's the paradox! Please my friend, please! I am not real! You are not real! Have I answered your questions and provided good customer service?! This call may be recorded!
“Hi lady! Your knee’s is wrinkly!”
“What a doll!”
*Pulls out hand recorder and starts whispering into it*
“Note to self: Little girl has sprouted horn.”
There's just so many ways not to be lonely! There are family, friends, faith... Hey, those are all "F" words! I wonder if there are any other ways not to be lonely that start with "F".
(After pause) Think of any yet?
Nope!
Holy Moly! You are pure pureness in its purest form. It's almost irritating.
