QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"Michelle Visage? BEAST!"
The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Is that my phone?! How did the heck did you get that and how dare you steal my things! You’re in kindergarten to learn to share not steal!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Sounds like someone forgot to put away a Halloween decoration.”
“Yeah. We’re almost a week into November.”
“No, I mean, that kid won’t stop screaming.”
(abridged version of a Costco conversation)
“Yeah. We’re almost a week into November.”
“No, I mean, that kid won’t stop screaming.”
(abridged version of a Costco conversation)
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Hi Zoe! Hi Kelly! Oooh, hi, Chuckie Sue! Oh, she’s so cute! Such a cute hamster!”
“Say hi to Rocko, Elmo!”
“Hello, Rocko.
”
“Say hi to Rocko, Elmo!”
“Hello, Rocko.
”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Paper covers Rock! Prepare to DIE Rocco!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I’m sorry I’m late. Rocco had to go to the potty.”
“…WHAT?!”
“…WHAT?!”
"Hey, what do you think we're getting from the lunch lady today?"
"I don't know, bro, I just don't know..."
"Lunch pass?"
"Um, I think I lost it..."
*The lunch lady's eyes suddenly turn red and a bunch of other chefs both from real life and fiction join her, including Gordon Ramsay and Ichiraku from Ichiraku's Ramen Shop in Naruto. They all have demonic voices and start singing in Jujutsu Kaisen season 2 opening 2 format*
"YOU LOST YOUR LUNCH PASS..."
"you lost your lunch pass, yeah!"
"you lost your lunch pass, woo!"
"you lost your lunch pass, yeah!"
"your lost your lunch pass, woo!"
"YOU LOST YOUR LUNCH PASS...!"
*The kid interrupts them while being visibly confused*
"I-I'm sorry, what was the point of this song again?"
*All the cooks turn their heads at the kid and start staring*
"HE'S QUESTIONING THE SONG..."
"He's questioning the song, yeah!"
"He's questioning the song, woo!"
"He's questioning the song, yeah!"
"He's questioning the song, woo!"
*The famous chefs continue singing and dancing as the kids have already left*
"I don't know, bro, I just don't know..."
"Lunch pass?"
"Um, I think I lost it..."
*The lunch lady's eyes suddenly turn red and a bunch of other chefs both from real life and fiction join her, including Gordon Ramsay and Ichiraku from Ichiraku's Ramen Shop in Naruto. They all have demonic voices and start singing in Jujutsu Kaisen season 2 opening 2 format*
"YOU LOST YOUR LUNCH PASS..."
"you lost your lunch pass, yeah!"
"you lost your lunch pass, woo!"
"you lost your lunch pass, yeah!"
"your lost your lunch pass, woo!"
"YOU LOST YOUR LUNCH PASS...!"
*The kid interrupts them while being visibly confused*
"I-I'm sorry, what was the point of this song again?"
*All the cooks turn their heads at the kid and start staring*
"HE'S QUESTIONING THE SONG..."
"He's questioning the song, yeah!"
"He's questioning the song, woo!"
"He's questioning the song, yeah!"
"He's questioning the song, woo!"
*The famous chefs continue singing and dancing as the kids have already left*
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Getting paid to kick some guy in the nuts? It sounded like a dream.”
VernalLapin
pfp by Yanrima~
“I will not have my teenage daughter acting like a 40 year old acting like a teenager.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m not a monster, I’m a teenager.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You’re a little bit racist!”
“Well you’re a little bit too!”
“I guess we’re both a little racist!”
“Admitting it is not an easy thing to do.”
“I guess it’s true”
“Between me and you, I think”
“Everybody’s a little bit racist sometimes. Doesn’t mean we go around committing hate crimes.”
“Well you’re a little bit too!”
“I guess we’re both a little racist!”
“Admitting it is not an easy thing to do.”
“I guess it’s true”
“Between me and you, I think”
“Everybody’s a little bit racist sometimes. Doesn’t mean we go around committing hate crimes.”
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QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“This is the closest thing we’ll ever get to a starving medieval child being handed a Dorito.”
