The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter!”
“That is so true.”
“That is so true.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Whoa, a real-live robot! ...Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?"
"Bite my shiny, metal ***."
"It doesn't look so shiny to me!"
"Shinier than yours, meatbag."
"Bite my shiny, metal ***."
"It doesn't look so shiny to me!"
"Shinier than yours, meatbag."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“If it’s alive don’t lick it.”
“Like a horse, a turtle, or a cricket.”
“So if you’re not sure if it’s alive or dead, poke it with a stick and lick the stick instead!”
“Like a horse, a turtle, or a cricket.”
“So if you’re not sure if it’s alive or dead, poke it with a stick and lick the stick instead!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Why Granny! What BIG ADENOIDS you’ve got!”
“What the heck is it with you people?! Can’t you see I’ve been eaten by the-?”
*Wolf swallows Granny and she starts screams as she goes down*
“What noisy adenoids.”
“What are adenoids?”
“Gee I dunno!”
“What the heck is it with you people?! Can’t you see I’ve been eaten by the-?”
*Wolf swallows Granny and she starts screams as she goes down*
“What noisy adenoids.”
“What are adenoids?”
“Gee I dunno!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“The shoe! The shoe! Take off your shoe!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY HUSBAND!”
“Me?! But I’m married to the Lord!”
“HEY I’M married to the Lord!”
“Oh no you’re not!”
*Nuns start fighting and fall into an open grave*
“NUN PILLLLLLLLE!!!!!!”
*Gravedigger jumps into the open grave*
“Me?! But I’m married to the Lord!”
“HEY I’M married to the Lord!”
“Oh no you’re not!”
*Nuns start fighting and fall into an open grave*
“NUN PILLLLLLLLE!!!!!!”
*Gravedigger jumps into the open grave*
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Wait, I've got a better plan
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years, then see if he talks.”
To catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'll butter him up!
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years, then see if he talks.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“This year you can’t dress as Yoda but you can be Hoda.”
“The wig is fake but the wine is real!”
“The wig is fake but the wine is real!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’ve got some tummies for our yummies!”
“I want you to destroy me.”
“Okay!”
*Twists head around 360 twice*
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“I want you to destroy me.”
“Okay!”
*Twists head around 360 twice*
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
Red rum! Red rum!
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“There's children throwing snowballs instead of throwing heads. They're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
”I’m sorry, honey, but we can’t just build a girl out of spare parts.”
“It’s true! I’ve tried.”
“Hmmm. Maybe there’s another way.”
*Cutscene transition into the same scene*
“Well? What’s the other way?”
”Oh right right!”
“It’s true! I’ve tried.”
“Hmmm. Maybe there’s another way.”
*Cutscene transition into the same scene*
“Well? What’s the other way?”
”Oh right right!”
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The Ambiguously Gay Duo! The Ambiguously Gay Duo! They are taking on evil, come what may, They are fighting all crime to save the day. They're extremely close in an ambiguous way. They're ambiguously gay. They're ambiguously gay. The Ambiguously Gay Duo!
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Hi Dad!”
*Bob seeing Milo in drag*
“Son, it‘s okay if you want to be a girl. We just need to break this to your mother gently.”
“But Mom did this to me.”
“They always do, son. They always do.”
*Bob seeing Milo in drag*
“Son, it‘s okay if you want to be a girl. We just need to break this to your mother gently.”
“But Mom did this to me.”
“They always do, son. They always do.”
