The out of context quotes thread
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Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Darwin I! So that’s where you went!“
”What?! You told me Darwin I went to live on a farm!”
”What?! You told me Darwin I went to live on a farm!”
"Mmm, this is a good burger. So... your restaurant is called Five Guy's Burger and Fries, huh... that means there's only 5 of you, right?"
"Uh, no, sir. We have way more than just 5 employees."
"BUT IT'S IN YOUR NAME! YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONLY 5 EMPLOYEES!"
"Well we can't run a restaurant with only 5 employees!"
"Well maybe you should try harder then!"
"Uh, no, sir. We have way more than just 5 employees."
"BUT IT'S IN YOUR NAME! YOU HAVE TO HAVE ONLY 5 EMPLOYEES!"
"Well we can't run a restaurant with only 5 employees!"
"Well maybe you should try harder then!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I think that I killed Judy Garland.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes
Except for the time she didn’t come back!”
Except for the time she didn’t come back!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“C’mon Shape! Time to protest the tonguing of frozen dairy products!”
”Yummy!”
“Licking ice cream?”
”Yummy!”
“Licking ice cream?”
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What's up kiddo?
I was wondering, what's the best way to find out what your wife needs to be happy?
Well, I suppose the best way to know what any woman needs is to read about what other men think women need.
Oh.
I was wondering, what's the best way to find out what your wife needs to be happy?
Well, I suppose the best way to know what any woman needs is to read about what other men think women need.
Oh.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Get out of here! POW! POW! POW! Stupid missing….”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“I’m married to my job if that’s what you mean.”
”And you’re also married to Mrs Papermouth!”
”Mrs?!”
”No wait! She left me!”
”Well that makes two of us!”
”Why’d ya have to go and mention her for?”
”I thought that she’d make a fine conversation piece.”
”And you’re also married to Mrs Papermouth!”
”Mrs?!”
”No wait! She left me!”
”Well that makes two of us!”
”Why’d ya have to go and mention her for?”
”I thought that she’d make a fine conversation piece.”
(Yawns) "Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all; I'm pooped."
"Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
"Aurora borealis..?"
"Eh- Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!"
"Yes!"
"May I see it?"
(Pauses and gives side eye) "No."
"Yes, I should be- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
"Aurora borealis..?"
"Eh- Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!"
"Yes!"
"May I see it?"
(Pauses and gives side eye) "No."
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger.
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“The fact is you’ve replaced previous addictions with thrill seeking.”
“Oh Bob. It’s not an addiction. It’s just an overwhelming need that controls my life.”
“Oh Bob. It’s not an addiction. It’s just an overwhelming need that controls my life.”
VernalLapin
pfp by Yanrima~
“Hello, it’s the PETA guy here, that’s just who I am now, I can’t escape it (help me escape it)”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Of course black people float! Who told you we couldn’t?”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“There’s a lesson this.”
“Really? What is it?”
“Crime doesn’t pay.”
“I don’t get it….”
“Hey I didn’t say it was a good one.”
“Really? What is it?”
“Crime doesn’t pay.”
“I don’t get it….”
“Hey I didn’t say it was a good one.”
"haha so funny i should beat you up"
"SPEED LIMIT
thou mustnt go farther than a Wagon with 6 oxen on a smooth trail"
"Wizards will watch you skillfully sneak past the guards in the valley and say 'He hath not the arcane might to cast invisibility'"
"...I felt like 50% of my vision was black
Rn it's just dementia lite"
"dementia lite"
"Oh that’s not worm we should kill them"
"SPEED LIMIT
thou mustnt go farther than a Wagon with 6 oxen on a smooth trail"
"Wizards will watch you skillfully sneak past the guards in the valley and say 'He hath not the arcane might to cast invisibility'"
"...I felt like 50% of my vision was black
Rn it's just dementia lite"
"dementia lite"
"Oh that’s not worm we should kill them"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Bring back a movie!”
”Okay.”
”Something with Matthew Perry!”
”Okay. Fools Rush In.”
”Something good!”
”Okay. Nothing.”
”Okay.”
”Something with Matthew Perry!”
”Okay. Fools Rush In.”
”Something good!”
”Okay. Nothing.”
