The out of context quotes thread
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xSuperMario64x
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"Allo is a pretty normal looking Wallop." -me
"I'm hungry can we have breakfast now?"
"NO! We don't have time for breakfast!"
"Aw... can we have lunch then?"
"NO! We don't have time for lunch either!"
"...Can we have dinner then?"
"NO! We are too busy for dinner!"
"Does that mean we can't have dessert either?"
*stomach growls* "FINE! We can have a little bit of dessert!"
"And can we have a cup of coffee too?"
*sign* "And we can have one cup of coffee..."
"NO! We don't have time for breakfast!"
"Aw... can we have lunch then?"
"NO! We don't have time for lunch either!"
"...Can we have dinner then?"
"NO! We are too busy for dinner!"
"Does that mean we can't have dessert either?"
*stomach growls* "FINE! We can have a little bit of dessert!"
"And can we have a cup of coffee too?"
*sign* "And we can have one cup of coffee..."
@Foreverfox
Same energy.
Announcer: "Chris Paul isn't just looking at Dinwiddie! He's looking at Luka, he's even looking at Jason Kidd, hell, he's looking at the refs! He can take them all on."
Me: "Hu Tao isn't just looking at the hilichurls! She's looking at the Abyss Mages, she's even looking at Childe, hell, she's looking at the Wolf of the Great North! She can take them all on."
Same energy.
Announcer: "Chris Paul isn't just looking at Dinwiddie! He's looking at Luka, he's even looking at Jason Kidd, hell, he's looking at the refs! He can take them all on."
Me: "Hu Tao isn't just looking at the hilichurls! She's looking at the Abyss Mages, she's even looking at Childe, hell, she's looking at the Wolf of the Great North! She can take them all on."
Foreverfox
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Bahaha YES!!! Thank you, this made my day lol@Foreverfox
Same energy.
Announcer: "Chris Paul isn't just looking at Dinwiddie! He's looking at Luka, he's even looking at Jason Kidd, hell, he's looking at the refs! He can take them all on."
Me: "Hu Tao isn't just looking at the hilichurls! She's looking at the Abyss Mages, she's even looking at Childe, hell, she's looking at the Wolf of the Great North! She can take them all on."
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"Papa hired a band to play at his grilled-cheese restaurant? .....Shocked."
-Poofesure
-Poofesure
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 3 days 💜🇨🇦
It's a Lazarus trap. Only master trap-makers can make these, and people who really like stairs.
At least we're not sinking into, like, a lake of lava or something. *Lava appears out of nowhere*
Listen to me. Anything we think of becomes reality.
Okay? Right. Okay.
So we've got to think positive.
Ooh, ooh! Cookies!
No!
Hey! Eat me! I'm delicious! I'm a cookie!
What? It's not like I'm imagining murderous killing confections?
*Demonic voice* I'm going to kill you. *Everyone screams*
At least we're not sinking into, like, a lake of lava or something. *Lava appears out of nowhere*
Listen to me. Anything we think of becomes reality.
Okay? Right. Okay.
So we've got to think positive.
Ooh, ooh! Cookies!
No!
Hey! Eat me! I'm delicious! I'm a cookie!
What? It's not like I'm imagining murderous killing confections?
*Demonic voice* I'm going to kill you. *Everyone screams*
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 3 days 💜🇨🇦
"*sigh* what a beautiful day, and here I am trapped in a prison of high cholesterol."
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"We are back with another episode of Poofesure sucks at rolling dice."
me:
"our bodies just disappear
turn into the wisp
and then disappear completely"
my partner: "that's poetic"
me:
"WAIT
IS THAT A ******* HAIKU?!?
I DIDN'T INTEND IT TO BE, I--"
"oh, it's 5-7-5
not 7-5-7
and the last line is 8 syllables anyway
I thought I unintentionally wrote a haiku about humans dying like Pikmin do"
my partner: "it was pretty good off the cuff either way"
me:
"our bodies, they just
turn into the wisp real fast,
and die, like Pikmin"
my partner: "beautiful"
ocean crashing in background as I look stern
"our bodies just disappear
turn into the wisp
and then disappear completely"
my partner: "that's poetic"
me:
"WAIT
IS THAT A ******* HAIKU?!?
I DIDN'T INTEND IT TO BE, I--"
"oh, it's 5-7-5
not 7-5-7
and the last line is 8 syllables anyway
I thought I unintentionally wrote a haiku about humans dying like Pikmin do"
my partner: "it was pretty good off the cuff either way"
me:
"our bodies, they just
turn into the wisp real fast,
and die, like Pikmin"
my partner: "beautiful"
ocean crashing in background as I look stern
xSuperMario64x
🇨🇦🩷 3 days 💜🇨🇦
"I'm just trying to tap the ball here, not annihilate the ball" -poofesure
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"I don't think we dropped a bomb on London. WHAT, WE DID?!?!" -Poofesure
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"I did all the chores in the house
besides taking the trash and recycle to the curb
but that isn't supposed to be done until evening
my family is going to get home and be like
"gee, what a clean house"
and then they'll wonder where I am
and I won't talk to them
I won't even show my face to them
i'm a real OG
"
"he cleaned himself so sparkling that light passes right through him"
"all the visible light colors just pass through me now
that's how clean the house is
i'm invisible
you can't see me, my time is now"
besides taking the trash and recycle to the curb
but that isn't supposed to be done until evening
my family is going to get home and be like
"gee, what a clean house"
and then they'll wonder where I am
and I won't talk to them
I won't even show my face to them
i'm a real OG
""he cleaned himself so sparkling that light passes right through him"
"all the visible light colors just pass through me now
that's how clean the house is
i'm invisible
you can't see me, my time is now"
ZeldaCrossing64
Supa Cop
"But you have teaching experience?"
"Well, I can't say that I do."
"Not even, like... Baby-sitting?"
"I would never sit on a baby!"
"Well, I can't say that I do."
"Not even, like... Baby-sitting?"
"I would never sit on a baby!"
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