The out of context quotes thread

[Midoriya]

"Hey, we killed each other using anime finger gun gifs."

"Now it's your turn."

"Now all three of us are 'curious ghosts'."

"I've always wanted some ghoul pals."

"We should make it into a TV show."

"And we answer to High-Five Ghost from Regular Show."

 

[VanitasFan26]

"You're a funny guy Sully I like you, that's why I am going to kill you last."

"Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last, I lied!"

 

[Midoriya]

"In the next Fast and Furious movie, it's finally the last one... and the stakes are as high as they could have ever been..."

"Heist?"

"Heist... baby heist."

"Yeah......"

"FAST AND FURIOUS THE FINAL MOVIE: BABY HEIST"

"Vin Diesel! Uhhhh, I mean Dominic, what do we do with all these babies we heisted??? They won't stop crying!"

"I don't know, man, figure it out!"

"Coming soon... to a theater near you."

 

[Zinnia.]

"yeah, i think i can make it to death mountain thank you very much. I don't need any of your elixirs."

"OH NO I'M ALMOST ON FIRE AGAIN- TO THE SHRINE GET TO THE SHRINEEEEE"

"don't worry yunobo i'll help you, but stay calm first i'm going to throw an explosive at you."

*blue chuchu jelly proceeds to burst into flames and turns into red chuchu jelly*
"NOOOOOOOO that was my last one :[[["

 

[BakaRina]

"How many horsepower is 1 horse?"
"Well, logically it follows that a horse is 1 horsepower, but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same."
"The average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower."
"Okay that doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about horses to dispute you."

 

[Marridia]

"welcome to ten power hour, I'm Danny! ...I dont want to do this"

 

[Shellzilla_515]

"What happens if I microwave the comic sans font?"

"It will start making terrible puns."

 

[BakaRina]

"This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I will die upon it."
"We've only been hiking for ten minutes."
"And we haven't even reached the hill yet."

 

[Shellzilla_515]

"I lost to a jpeg?!?!"

 

[Midoriya]

"This is an oddly specific question, but... what do you think would happen if Kirby used his copy ability on Superman? LOL"

"he'd explode

Kirby guts all over the place

not a pretty sight"

"Ah..."

"lmao jk

idk, he'd probably gain the same powers as Superman"

"Yeah, I was about to say that wouldn't make sense LOL"

 

[Zinnia.]

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Do you swear?"
"Yes."
"Well, you shouldn't! It's not nice."

 

[BakaRina]

"You know, kids, when I was your age..."
"Wait, I can't tell that story, it's wildly inappropriate."
"Which oddly is my point. Don't you want to have wildly inappropriate stories that you can't tell your children?"

 

[BakaRina]

"Have you ever stopped to wonder why we’re still alive?"
"Oh, yeah. All the time."
"By all likelihood, we shouldn’t be."

 

[Midoriya]

"I bet old ladies like to give you candy, little boy."

"Yeah, and I bet old ladies like to whack you with their umbrellas, you two-faced shrimp!"

"Oh my!"

 

[Firesquids]

"No! No! No! I wanted the pit there and the pendulum there!"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"Uh-oh. Eddy Spaghetti, don't do it!" -Poofesure

 

[-Mars-]

"Hey what's cooking?"
"Chicken, now shaddap"

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

"ELISA, GO AWAY!!! I HATE YOU!!!" -Poofesure

 

[xSuperMario64x]

"ELISA, GO AWAY!!! I HATE YOU!!!" -Poofesure

this is the most classic Poofesure quote of all time



"OH MY GOOODDDDDDD" -Luigi (Mario Party)