ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"By the power of all that's evil... I command you to awaken and make me a sandwich!"
The out of context quotes thread
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Well, it's official. Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... You summoned."
"Weeell, I'm not sorry."
"Hmph, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?"
"Weeell, I'm not sorry."
"Hmph, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?"
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“Let the sky rain potatoes, let it thunder to the tune of ‘Greensleeves’, hail kissing-comfits, and snow eringoes.”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“You call me fat again, and I’m gonna go upside your big hat-wearing head with a biscuit!”
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Marklar, these marklars want to change your marklar. They don't want Marklar or any of these marklars to live here because it's bad for their marklar. They use Marklar to try and force marklars to believe their marklar. If you let them stay here, they will build marklars and marklars. They will take all your marklars and replace them with Marklar. These marklar have no good marklar to live on Marklar, so they must come here to Marklar. Please, let these marklars stay where they can grow and prosper without any marklars, marklars, or marklars.
Young Marklar, your marklars are wise and true.
What the hell did he say?
Young Marklar, your marklars are wise and true.
What the hell did he say?
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Morning, honey! Here’s your OJ.”
*Cigarette ash falls into the glass and ignites it*
“Whoops! That’s mommy’s juice!”
*Cigarette ash falls into the glass and ignites it*
“Whoops! That’s mommy’s juice!”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Harem? I can barely see 'em!"
*Ben, Gwen, and their granddad walk into a club where aliens are dancing to a DJ, and there's a giant squid in the middle busting out moves*
*The DJ puts on a new song*
"It started when an alien device did what it did,
and stuck itself to an unsuspecting stupid ******* squid,
now he's got superpowers, he's no ordinary squid,
HE'S SQUID BEN!"
"Um, Ben.... this place is creeping me out..."
*The DJ puts on a new song*
"It started when an alien device did what it did,
and stuck itself to an unsuspecting stupid ******* squid,
now he's got superpowers, he's no ordinary squid,
HE'S SQUID BEN!"
"Um, Ben.... this place is creeping me out..."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“If you want to live, follow us.”
“Oh yeah. Boss me, Butchy!”
“Oh yeah. Boss me, Butchy!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"Hey, girl! You gon' eat yo cornbread?"
"You talkin' to *me*?"
"Yeah, I think he's talkin' to you."
"Uh, no. Not at all; I want you to have it. Uh, Willie, you mind passin' this down to...."
"Hey, no, don't pass your cornbread to him. That's your cornbread."
"Hey, man he gonna eat his cornbread, all right? F you."
"Ray, look, I don't need you to take up for me, I'm all right, I'm a grown man, I can handle this."
"If you let have your cornbread, you're gonna be ironin' his drawers and clippin' his toenails."
"You talkin' to *me*?"
"Yeah, I think he's talkin' to you."
"Uh, no. Not at all; I want you to have it. Uh, Willie, you mind passin' this down to...."
"Hey, no, don't pass your cornbread to him. That's your cornbread."
"Hey, man he gonna eat his cornbread, all right? F you."
"Ray, look, I don't need you to take up for me, I'm all right, I'm a grown man, I can handle this."
"If you let have your cornbread, you're gonna be ironin' his drawers and clippin' his toenails."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“What‘s he got that I haven’t got?”
“A personality not unlike that of sandpaper?”
“Humility?”
“Jerks.”
“A personality not unlike that of sandpaper?”
“Humility?”
“Jerks.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You always buy us in pairs”
“But you won’t find me anywhere! Wheeeeee!”
*Sock jumps out of the window*
“But you won’t find me anywhere! Wheeeeee!”
*Sock jumps out of the window*
"Whenever I look in the mirror all I see is a stupid dumb idiot... and do you wanna know why that's all I see?"
"Because the person who said that to me..." *points accusing finger at him* "... Is YOU!!!"
*Faint snoring*
*Shakes him vigorously whilst sobbing* "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO ME?!?!"
*Wakes up*
"Huh? What'd you just say?"
"Because the person who said that to me..." *points accusing finger at him* "... Is YOU!!!"
*Faint snoring*
*Shakes him vigorously whilst sobbing* "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO MEAN TO ME?!?!"
*Wakes up*
"Huh? What'd you just say?"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“For someone made out of paper she’s surprisingly strong.”
“I think it’s more like you’re surprisingly super weak.”
“I think it’s more like you’re surprisingly super weak.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Okay, hold on now. So you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water and they shriek and turn red, and they die?"
"Yes, sir."
"That is the most metal thing I've ever heard in my whole life."
"Yes, sir."
"That is the most metal thing I've ever heard in my whole life."
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“We don’t want any cookies. Go away.”
*Shuts door*
“Uh that’s your Little Amazon troop.”
*No reaction*
“You know, your 200 hours of community service?”
*Still no reaction*
“Look, they’re the only thing keeping you from doing a nickel in the joint.”
*Opens door*
“Come in! Come in!”
*Shuts door*
“Uh that’s your Little Amazon troop.”
*No reaction*
“You know, your 200 hours of community service?”
*Still no reaction*
“Look, they’re the only thing keeping you from doing a nickel in the joint.”
*Opens door*
“Come in! Come in!”
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
“I am prejudiced against because I’m a rich white billionaire.”
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Alright, let's— Oh, dear God, your face! What have they done to you?"
"It's called metal, General."
"It's called metal, General."
