The out of context quotes thread
- Thread starter Midoriya
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ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Hey, I ain't no therapist, but I hate your mustache."
"Hey, man. Do you think we should rewatch in another language?"
"Sure!"
"Moniseur Stark, yo no siento muy bueno..."
"Que tal, meister Spider-Man???"
"No.... no bueno...."
*Spider-Man fades to dust as Thanos watches from afar with a disturbed expression on his face*
"Sure!"
"Moniseur Stark, yo no siento muy bueno..."
"Que tal, meister Spider-Man???"
"No.... no bueno...."
*Spider-Man fades to dust as Thanos watches from afar with a disturbed expression on his face*
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“You smell just like I’ve always imagined.”
”You imagined smelling me?!”
”You imagined smelling me?!”
You've got to make them turn the other cheek!
*pow*
Make them turn the other cheek!
*pow*
Anytime anyone makes a fist you punch em in the beak!
*pow*
It just becomes a reflex cause there is no time to think!
*pow*
Stop violence while you wreak righteous havoc on their cheek!
*pow*
Make them turn the other cheek!
*pow*
Anytime anyone makes a fist you punch em in the beak!
*pow*
It just becomes a reflex cause there is no time to think!
*pow*
Stop violence while you wreak righteous havoc on their cheek!
QueenCobra
a thousand words in one sigh
"I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
"And you win! Everyone here wins! You can all choose whatever you want as your prize."
"Except for you, you CAN'T choose a free drink from Starbie's."
"But all I wanted WAS a free drink from Starbie's!"
"Well too bad, it's going to Fred over here."
"Wow, I don't even like Starbie's. Thanks!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
"Except for you, you CAN'T choose a free drink from Starbie's."
"But all I wanted WAS a free drink from Starbie's!"
"Well too bad, it's going to Fred over here."
"Wow, I don't even like Starbie's. Thanks!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Sorry. I thought you were my grandma.”
“We’re even. I thought you were nuts.”
“We’re even. I thought you were nuts.”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Blah blah blah. The Bible says a LOT of things! Often not very clearly….”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“No I don’t think that I’m not holier than Thou, Mother. But I am holier than you!”
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“No! Her parents abandoned her! What she needs is love.”
“What she really needs is a salad.”
“What she really needs is a salad.”
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"That's it, this channel is tanking. We need something to save our numbers, and fast."
"Jim, you better come up with a good commercial for this cartoon soon, or you're fired!"
*after some time*
"Well, here it is, guys!"
*Camera zooms in on an overweight Scooby-Doo being fanned and eating Scooby Snacks on a lawn chair*
"OOO LA LA, OOO LA LA, OOO LA LA LA LA..."
"Scooby movies on Tubi, where [REDACTED] heart throbs shake their [REDACTED] for Scoob, all while he doubles down on his food.... yeah...."
*Commercial ends*
...
"...Get out."
"Jim, you better come up with a good commercial for this cartoon soon, or you're fired!"
*after some time*
"Well, here it is, guys!"
*Camera zooms in on an overweight Scooby-Doo being fanned and eating Scooby Snacks on a lawn chair*
"OOO LA LA, OOO LA LA, OOO LA LA LA LA..."
"Scooby movies on Tubi, where [REDACTED] heart throbs shake their [REDACTED] for Scoob, all while he doubles down on his food.... yeah...."
*Commercial ends*
...
"...Get out."
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Okay, let me explains again in prefectly clear English: I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?"
ZeldaCrossing64
Sugary Cynic
"Wait, no. I got it. Uh, do we have any butter?"
"Oh, no! All I got is stupid doorknobs!"
"Dammit, why didn't any of us get a butter endorsement deal?!"
"Oh, no! All I got is stupid doorknobs!"
"Dammit, why didn't any of us get a butter endorsement deal?!"
Captain Jigglypuff
Leader of the Jigglypuff Army
“Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country
That isn’t easy even if you‘re a guy!”
That isn’t easy even if you‘re a guy!”
