The Person Above Rolled a One

[th8827]

You accidentally fold the laundry so tightly that you are unable to unfold it.

I try to fail miserably, and roll a 1

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

You succeed.. successfully, rather than failing

I go to put some snacks in the shopping cart but I roll a 1

 

[frogslime]

You slip, hitting your chin into the cart and the snacks rip and spill all over, yet you still have to pay. -10 dignity


I try to make some toast but roll a one

 

[th8827]

You accidentally put Toast into the Toaster, double Toasting it and burning it to a crisp.

I try to roll two D20... and somehow Roll a 1.

 

[Midoriya]

You roll again, you get a 1. You roll a third time. You get a 1. You keep rolling ones over and over again with no end. You try desperately to roll something higher, but you only receive a 1 every time. You look for an alternate solution. There are none. You invent a time machine to go back to the past and fix your bad luck streak. It does not work. Frustrated to no end, you decide you are content with rolling only a 1.

I try to burp but roll a one.

 

[Clock]

You end up breathing fire
I try to roll but i roll a one

 

[dude98]

You throw the dice with too much strength that they reflect of the walls and knocking you cold.

I try to get a discount ftom a merchant but roll a 1

 

[Darkesque_]

The merchant gets you arrested for loitering

You escape jail but roll a 1

 

[Aneesh1729]

𝔜𝔬𝔲 a𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔡𝔯𝔞𝔴𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔮𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡, 𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔵𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔢𝔫𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔱𝔬 𝔫𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔶 𝔨𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔡𝔬 𝔰𝔬. 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶 𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔰 𝔞 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔶, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔬 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔵𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢. 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔵𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔰 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩.

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𝔜𝔬𝔲 a𝔯𝔢 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔠𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔩𝔢 𝔟𝔢𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔡 𝔡𝔯𝔞𝔴𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔮𝔲𝔞𝔯𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡, 𝔞𝔣𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔬𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔵𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔩𝔬𝔫𝔤 𝔢𝔫𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔱𝔬 𝔫𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔩𝔶 𝔨𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔟𝔲𝔱 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔡𝔬 𝔰𝔬. 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔟𝔬𝔡𝔶 𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔰 𝔞 𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔫 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔬𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔦𝔠𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔥𝔢𝔩𝔩 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔩𝔶, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔤𝔬 𝔠𝔯𝔲𝔠𝔦𝔣𝔦𝔵𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢. 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔢𝔵𝔱𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔱𝔬 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔶𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔡 𝔞𝔰 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔩.

U fight in a street fighter tournament but roll a 1

 

[dude98]

You get beat by a Dan main.

You go to the casino but roll a 1

 

[th8827]

You lose everything several times over and have to work at the casino to pay off the massive amount of extra debt.

I try to cook a delicious Thanksgiving dinner, but roll a 1.

 

[Darkesque_]

You forget about the turkey in the oven. It catches on fire, then lights your whole house on fire. RIP.

You win the title "Most Lamest Person on Earth," but roll a 1.

 

[_Donut_]

A mistake has been made, it's actually "Most Lamest Person In The Universe".

You just made a new friend, but roll a 1.

 

[your local goomy]

Your new friend turns out to be on the FBI's Most Wanted list and holds you hostage in hopes of getting ransom money.

You just got your dream job, but roll a 1.

 

[_Donut_]

...it pays nothing.

You win a trip to Nintendo World in Universal Studios, but roll a 1.

 

[Clock]

Universal studios is closed

I try to make a birthday cake but i roll a one

 

[th8827]

You use salt instead of sugar.

I try to come up with something clever to write here, but I roll a 1.

 

[thefallenfruit]

You end up getting your post deleted for low content.

I try to take down Christmas lights, but I roll a 1.

 

[Suntide]

The lights get wrapped around you like a boa constrictor and you have to wait for a neighbor to find you and untangle you.

I try to follow one of those tiktok recipes, but I roll a 1.

 

[Clock]

You end up with a new recipe

I wish but i roll a one