The Person Above Rolled a One

The wish doesn't come true.

I try to improve my drawing skills but roll a 1.
 
Your Animal Crossing game no longer works, and you resort to interacting with real animals outside in hopes of befriending them.

I try to cook a five-star course meal, but I roll a one.
 
The meal ends up so bad Gordan Ramsay scolds you w/ savage, witty one-liners.

I try to home brew some beer but roll a 1.
 
Instead you brew a potion.
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I try to finish my math but roll a one
 
You accidentally finish someone else's math entirely, but none of your own.

I try to tie a bow, but roll a one.
 
As you begin singing about bunny ears, you trail off in uncertain humming, winding the ribbon around your fingers repeatedly until you realize they're purpling inside a knot you can't break free from.

I decide to watch a Disney movie, but I roll a one.
 
You end up watching Planes.

I try to save Earth from an evil alien race, but roll a 1
 
You fail miserably and are now a slave to them along w/ everyone else.

I try to watch all seasons of Cowboy Bebop but roll a 1.
 
You end up getting viciously angry at everything in the show for no reason.

I try to get more into metal but roll a 1
 
You get more into only the most generic, poppiest of glam and nu metal instead.

I try to complete a Pokedex but roll a 1.
 
your sibling and/or cousin walks in, log on, and deletes all your save data

I try not to commit a murder and roll a one
 
You become a serial killer who can't satiate their lust for blood.

I try to start eating healthier but roll a 1.
 
You discover and become obsessed with an obscure fad diet suggesting that ideal nutrition consists of gasoline and paint chips.

I try to dust my room, but roll a 1.
 
You manage to leave your window open for a century, leaving everything behind in a thick blanket of dust

I try to play with my dog but roll a one
 
Your dog is very sleepy and does not want to play

I try to make some carrot soup but roll a one
 
You end up making radish and turnip soup, as the store was fresh out of carrots.

I try to open the door, but roll a one.
 
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