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The Person Above Rolled a One
music junkie, bookworm and Metroid fanboy
The wish doesn't come true.
I try to improve my drawing skills but roll a 1.
Instead your colored pencils all break and the sharpener is missing
I try to sleep but roll a 1
you can’t sleep, there are monsters nearby.
i try to play animal crossing, but i roll a one
Your Animal Crossing game no longer works, and you resort to interacting with real animals outside in hopes of befriending them.
I try to cook a five-star course meal, but I roll a one.
music junkie, bookworm and Metroid fanboy
The meal ends up so bad Gordan Ramsay scolds you w/ savage, witty one-liners.
I try to home brew some beer but roll a 1.
Instead you brew a potion.
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I try to finish my math but roll a one
You accidentally finish someone else's math entirely, but none of your own.
I try to tie a bow, but roll a one.
As you begin singing about bunny ears, you trail off in uncertain humming, winding the ribbon around your fingers repeatedly until you realize they're purpling inside a knot you can't break free from.
I decide to watch a Disney movie, but I roll a one.
You end up watching Planes.
I try to save Earth from an evil alien race, but roll a 1
music junkie, bookworm and Metroid fanboy
You fail miserably and are now a slave to them along w/ everyone else.
I try to watch all seasons of Cowboy Bebop but roll a 1.
The Monk who Bought Lunch
You end up getting viciously angry at everything in the show for no reason.
I try to get more into metal but roll a 1
music junkie, bookworm and Metroid fanboy
You get more into only the most generic, poppiest of glam and nu metal instead.
I try to complete a Pokedex but roll a 1.
your sibling and/or cousin walks in, log on, and deletes all your save data
I try not to commit a murder and roll a one
music junkie, bookworm and Metroid fanboy
You become a serial killer who can't satiate their lust for blood.
I try to start eating healthier but roll a 1.
You discover and become obsessed with an obscure fad diet suggesting that ideal nutrition consists of gasoline and paint chips.
I try to dust my room, but roll a 1.
You manage to leave your window open for a century, leaving everything behind in a thick blanket of dust
I try to play with my dog but roll a one
Your dog is very sleepy and does not want to play
I try to make some carrot soup but roll a one
You end up making radish and turnip soup, as the store was fresh out of carrots.
I try to open the door, but roll a one.
The door is stuck
I look at a window, but i rolled a one
The sky turns red and everything is on fire outside.
I cook an egg, but I roll a 1