The Wrong Answer Game

[Awesomness]

you can fly
why are we human

 

[Jarrad]

We're not human, we're dancers.

Why is the sea salty?

 

[Merelfantasy]

Because it's filled with my tears,
Where do babies come from?

 

[Jarrad]

The catalogue.

Why are you religious?

 

[Awesomness]

space
where can i get tv

 

[Jonjon]

At your local Lemonade Stand.

Why should I save my money?

 

[banana]

So you can buy more cat food.
Why is my cat allergic to seafood?

 

[Seafang12309]

Because the sea is nasty
Why is bob purple?

 

[Awesomness]

cause he's pink
why am i pretty

 

[Merelfantasy]

You're not, you're fabulous.
Why is math so hard?

 

[Dandie]

Because it has tons of letters.

How do you eat a salad?

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You put it in the toaster.

How do you play Man Hunt?

 

[matt]

by eating ice cream

How do you go to toilet?

 

[TiffaniMichele]

By hiding in the closet.

How do you bake a cake?

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

You smash your car.

How do you grow corn?

 

[Awesomness]

with apple seeds
where is the potty

 

[matt]

in your dinner

wheres my sister?

 

[Awesomness]

in a monkey
where am i

 

[kittenrobotarmy]

In the Kuniper Belt.

Where is my pie?

 

[Byngo]

In an asylum.

Where did my cat go?