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In your stomach.
What is a film?
Something you eat
Why can't humans breath underwater?
Because we eat cheese.
Why are the pyramids made of stone?
cuz dogs ate it
why are lollypops yummy
Because it's a square.
Why is 70% of the surface of the earth covered in water?
Because god cries a lot
Why did the dinosaurs die?
they wanted to see heaven
why isnt a telescope square
Because if you look through a square telescope, you'll get an eye infection.
Why are trolls so amusing to watch?
Because the Earth is square.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He crossed the road in an attempted suicide... R.I.P. chicken
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What is the meaning of life?
Because it has animals
What is the meaning of life?
to pee
why don't i have a unicorn
Because I stole it.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 6 was 9ing.
What do you get when you have a pair of pears?
A persimmon.
What galaxy do we live in?
Super Mario Galaxy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I kicked it across.
What happens if freedom dies?
Then everybody will be safe because Freedom is the name of a murderer and now he's dead.
false because hippos are not cognizant of the concept of bolo ties
what is the evolved form of rattata
Pelistorm
Why do cats hate water?