Unrealistic dream jobs?

[FelicityShadow]

I want to be a dream interpreter, as in a paid dream interpreter.

I wanted to be an author in the past, but my writing is terrible. I just have so many imaginations and ideas, but I have a hard time describing things in detail. Actually, I just have a hard time sitting down to write.

Sometimes I want to go into acting but hah I have no idea about my skills there.

Oh and I sometimes want to be a barista for any kind of drink. I'm allergic to certain things though so that's why it's sort of unrealistic.

 

[ZetaFunction]

I already can do my dream job: theoretical mathematics professor.
It'll just be a severely bumpy and low-paying road there, not to mention it'll take so many years of dedication... so nah.
That, or have a YouTube channel (like one of the actually popular ones), but that I can also do, and I do plan on trying it this New Year's. But me and my best friend are not at all funny or have any talents so that'll be a bust.

 

[mayor-of-ivyvale]

I know it may sound raunchy but it's honestly not - I'd love to be a sex researcher/therapist. I'm fascinated by human sexuality and every topic about it, so I'd love to put my enthusiasm for it to good use. Pipe dream I know. But yeah I'd love to be a sexologist.

 

[leahhhhaaaaa]

Being Disney characters at Disney world! I would love to do that, but because I'm quite tall and chubby, I don't think they'll allow me to be anything.

 

[piske]

Any kind of food tester!!!!! I would love that c:

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

I really wish I could be a successful artist. HAHAHAHAHA, wow what a funny joke, that is so far beyond anything in the realms of reality... also I really wish I could be a person who survives without having a job? Like an at home mom. <3 A baby machine!

 

[chronic]

Professional globe trotter

 

[Javocado]

john cena's bodyguard

 

[dizzy bone]

I wanted to work in architecture restoration. But I ain't going back to college.

 

[ams]

This is weird but sometimes I daydream about being a maid. I just love cleaning so much, it's so satisfying. Although P e o n y kind of nailed it with the food tester thing, that might be even better.

 

[Kess]

a house spouse
a business owner
at the same time

 

[RainbowCherry]

A prosecution lawyer. I can't put it into words really, but I'd just fall over and die in an instant. Bleh.

 

[Luxsama]

streamer *hahahhaha*

 

[cIementine]

john cena's bodyguard

john cena doesn't need a bodyguard to protect him, he needs a bodyguard to preserve his sexy abs

 

[Celestefey]

The best kind of job would be no job at all. Just being rich, not having to worry about working.

 

[HopeForHyrule]

To own and run a bunny rescue/sanctuary.

 

[kayleee]

Deciding what kind and administering the death penalty to child and animal abusers

 

[Watchingthetreetops]

a psychologist baker that specializes in helping children. Part of their therapy would be baking. That way, if they don't want to talk about their problems, they can just bake for a while. I'd have a whole part of the bakery set aside for painting or playing music with strange instruments from around the world. And the bakery would sell food to the locals. The kids can sell their foods they bake, or eat them.

...I like psychology and I like pastries.

 

[Alienfish]

Some kind of political filmmaker or painter maybe.. Film is awesome and I love art.

 

[kanvrises]

mm, an artist! A successful one. With moneys *o*

But, I'd take getting paid to eat food. Like maybe a critic or something. Getting paid to do something I'm gonna do already sounds gr8