Villager Roasting

[JustAWeavile]

Just roast your least favorite villager. I'll go first

Dear Jambette

What is wrong with your face?! It looks like you shook the wrong tree and all the bee stings went to your lips. Like dayum frog your lips be bigger than Jay-Z's

 

[Gummybear12]

Dear Francine

YOU SUCK. Get a life and stop fighting with all my villagers! Jeez seriously.... You should be more like Chrissy your sister!

Ooh Nothing like a sibling burn.....

 

[Gummybear12]

oops stupid double post hehe....

 

[Jacob]

@beau ur over rated

 

[Aestivate]

Dear Tammy,

Stop telling Melba that she doesn't have a taste in men, you can't even get any virtually person to like you because you flash your face with pink brush and mascara. I don't give a **** about what kind of guys you like, this game is about building a village, it's not a dating sim

 

[AS176]

F u Renee Sterling timbra ugly stupid dumbos and f u merengue for hitting on Julian hes to fab for u

 

[JustAWeavile]

Lmao Dear Hazel, Please get your eyebrows waxed. Marshal won't date you with that ugly unibrow