First of all, congratulations to the
Galaxolotls and
Actually, Nevermind crews for their excellent work on investigating the cargo hold.
They have gathered us many items that will undoubtedly prove very useful on our return trip home, and I think the new stamp on their cards has been well deserved. This stamp also proves their obtained permission to use the promised special Cargo Hold perks.
I have faith in the
International Space Cetaceans and
Moon Bunnies to follow the example set by the other crews and complete their observatory duties soon. I heard it's getting dusty in there, but it's only for a few more days, I promise!
In other news, we have had a few reports of alien sightings on our ship. Aliens are obviously not a thing, but if we pretend that they are, then reports from witnesses describe them as looking somewhat like this:
These alien sightings seem to be centered mainly around the cafeteria,
here.
Your station captain, crew leaders, and trip organisers will accept no responsibility for the effects of prolonged exposure to any quantity of hypothetical alien life forms. If you think you see any of them, run away. Do
not let yourself be
abducted under
any circumstances. After retreating, calm yourself down, convince yourself that you were hallucinating, and distract yourself with the
new avatar & signature dress-up tasks found in your own crew quarters. Thank you for choosing our Lopez!
