Gooooood afternoon, everybody! It's me! Hello!


Who am I? I'm the guy with the die on his head.

Why am I here? Because I feel happy today and you
must know why!

Why is my face covered in li--
what tha!
YOU...

All the way in the back,
you know who you are, I
heard that shriek, I see you giggling right this very moment...

Anyway, today I'm happy because I woke up at 1am and started rambling to myself about what's on my mind.


Why is that a happy thing? Because as a result, when morning came, the sun shone brightly
waaaay over there and the rain clouds came
waaaay over here and that's the way it
should be.

Let
me have the rain so the sun can highlight your smile.

Let
me have the rain so that not a tear nor raindrop should roll upon your cheek.

Let
me have the rain so that flowers may blossom and inspire me to write about you.



In case you're all still reading and haven't yet
vomited, I'm also happy because I had yummy food and made some cool art and had a beer an- blah blah blah, who cares about that stuff.

I may really only be particularly happy about
one thing today, but that one thing is enough to overshado- nay,
OVERBRIGHTEN everything else in the day.



Nothing can beat that!

My day has been set to the positive tune of a happiness song and it sounds.... like a dying
seagull???? 
Okay, you can all go puke now. Byeee!

