Crowsie
Mnemosyne's Finest
By 'they' I mean Timmy and Tommy after you sell to them.
I imagine they keep trading hands until they rot
Yes, yes. I know turnips are essentially just Fisher-Price's My First Stock Market™. But like, in-universe, what do you guys think they do with the turnips? Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of them change hands 6 days a week and they can't all get eaten up, can they? Despite being just vegetables, they've gotta hold incredible value. They're also much more fragile than the typical turnip, rotting away after only 7 days, when IRL turnips are hardy root veggies that can survive for weeks under the right conditions. Maybe Joan bred a proprietary cultivar of especially delicate turnips that blew up and became something of a currency. I mean, this series is Japanese and Japan has a history with high-priced, selectively cultivated luxury produce like Ruby Roman grapes and hakuto peaches (good God I miss perfect fruit).
Maybe she tried to strike gold twice with red turnips, but the focus groups just didn't catch on...
Unlike other currency standards (say like, gold, which is less valuable than turnips in AC) turnips are finite currency. They have a shelf life and a tight one at that. So why are they of all things traded like stocks? Do animals live for the risk of it all? Knowing that the fortune they seek to expand could shrivel up and die like a rotten turnip in a week? The buy and sell prices fluctuate daily, but turnips themselves never crash. They're always in demand, even if severely deprecated.
Sow Joan and Daisy Mae might come across as country bumpkins with simple lives, but the family must be super successful!
I refuse to believe that their only use in-universe is as a stock analog because that's no fun.
Also, 'they're turnips because of the pun' isn't accepted either. C'mon, humor me a little.
I imagine they keep trading hands until they rot
Yes, yes. I know turnips are essentially just Fisher-Price's My First Stock Market™. But like, in-universe, what do you guys think they do with the turnips? Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of them change hands 6 days a week and they can't all get eaten up, can they? Despite being just vegetables, they've gotta hold incredible value. They're also much more fragile than the typical turnip, rotting away after only 7 days, when IRL turnips are hardy root veggies that can survive for weeks under the right conditions. Maybe Joan bred a proprietary cultivar of especially delicate turnips that blew up and became something of a currency. I mean, this series is Japanese and Japan has a history with high-priced, selectively cultivated luxury produce like Ruby Roman grapes and hakuto peaches (good God I miss perfect fruit).
Maybe she tried to strike gold twice with red turnips, but the focus groups just didn't catch on...
Unlike other currency standards (say like, gold, which is less valuable than turnips in AC) turnips are finite currency. They have a shelf life and a tight one at that. So why are they of all things traded like stocks? Do animals live for the risk of it all? Knowing that the fortune they seek to expand could shrivel up and die like a rotten turnip in a week? The buy and sell prices fluctuate daily, but turnips themselves never crash. They're always in demand, even if severely deprecated.
Sow Joan and Daisy Mae might come across as country bumpkins with simple lives, but the family must be super successful!
I refuse to believe that their only use in-universe is as a stock analog because that's no fun.
Also, 'they're turnips because of the pun' isn't accepted either. C'mon, humor me a little.