In me mattress!
Hopefully though don’t set it in a junk yard with a angry guard worm.Lol Nox if someone robs your house when you aren't there, that's one of the first typical places they look. That and sock drawers and jewelry boxes, which is why I purposely avoid putting important papers in there.
It's not that my schedule is hectic, it's anythin but. The problem is my hours vary too often for me to be able to put regular amounts of money into an account in a regular period of time.