The play he saw that was directed by John Wilkes Booth was so bad, it made him suffer a stroke. Medical technology back then was much more limited, and he died later that night. Truly unfortunate.
A time traveler from 2020 went back in time and showed a guy a phone, and then he said “hey, why don't I make that, but bigger? And only for entertainment purposes?”. There you go. It's a TV.
Why was there a car crash on my way to school yesterday?
It's the sound their gears produce since they're so crudely made. I would update your hardware to something akin to a butterfly for a smoother performance.
A guy was trying to sneak into his ex wife's house to kill her, but then said he was actually named Santa and delivers presents to everyone. It just kind of stuck since then.