1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Faeynia]

Fart real hard &make it stink

 

[Rasha]

make a huge dump, rub yourself with it then roll on the floor then get up and attempt to hug everyone

 

[Flowergender]

Drop melted chocolate on the floor in the baby care section and repeatedly yell "Clean Up on Aisle (whatever number it is)"

 

[Alienfish]

Switch all the chocolate cakes with ones made of poop

 

[Alienfish]

let loose a lot of turts and let them eat all the veggies and fruit

 

[tybalt_cake]

throw alot of doritos and mtndew all over the store
Add weed if you have!

 

[Heichou_]

Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

 

[KingKyle]

Break the glass where the video games are and pretend to steal the New 3DS XL

 

[Alienfish]

fry all the doritos, cover them in sriracha sauce and force feed the cashiers

 

[piichinu]

carrying a gun....but not in america

 

[Heichou_]

Try on bras over top of your clothes.

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Leave small sacrifices in the hands of the mannequins.

 

[wassop]

opening bags of chips and pouring them in other bags so people can actually get a full bag

 

[Heichou_]

Walk up to a male employee or customer and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you're also a guy.

 

[Alienfish]

send help these are way too fun

Read communist writings out loud in the P.A system

 

[MissLily123]

Open up every single pack of trading cards and use them as shuriken.

 

[pokedude729]

Say that Target is better

 

[Becca617]

keep kicking an employees leg and follow him around

 

[Alienfish]

Run around and sing "Find it" from 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls'

 

[Heichou_]

Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

 

[Alienfish]

Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

LOL +10000

Also bring your pet snake(s), take off all your clothes and begin dancing in the kids' section