1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[PeeBraiin]

Grab the pads or tampons and start sticker the pads on the walls and shooting the tampons at people.

 

[Heichou_]

Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

Put super sexy womens lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.

When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

 

[creamyy]

Accuse an employer of murder

 

[Alienfish]

Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

Put super sexy womens lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.

When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

lol omg. <3

go to the pet foods section, ask what's best food for your pet dragon and accuse them of being discriminating/argue really hard when they say they don't have it in stock

 

[Alpa The Apple]

Drop down to the ground and start screaming about how the voices in your head won't go away.

 

[MelaniteMoon]

Eat all the skittles in the store without paying

 

[Alienfish]

hide in the oils section, pee on people whenever they pass by and blame it on them knocking over a bottle.

 

[Heichou_]

oml XD

When an employee asks if you need any help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

 

[Alienfish]

dress up in Japanese traditional clothes and force people to take their clothes off

 

[MissLily123]

Start putting legos together and when they security comes, tell them you are creating Gotham and you are Batman.

 

[Alienfish]

take out all the rotten fruit and throw at the staff for being too slow in their work

 

[Tianna]

Bring a baseball bat and break all the shelves.

 

[Alienfish]

bring in some some badly raised dogs and let them bite the kids

 

[MelaniteMoon]

Walk up to an employee and speak only gibberish

 

[Heichou_]

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

 

[Becca617]

Take every refrigerated required item out of the coolers and throw them on the floor aggressively

 

[You got mail!]

Simply go in the employees only rooms and refuse to get out.

 

[Alienfish]

Get a large group of people and make out with each other naked in the bath tubs and showers

 

[MissLily123]

Open all the paint buckets and decorate the walls and shelves

 

[Arcticfox5]

go to the meat section and start crying and screaming because they killed "Betty".