1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Damniel]

in the gardening section of Walmart put weed plants for sale

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Change all of the TVs to show screaming goats. Turn up the volume to max.

 

[Damniel]

Put on twerk videos on the tvs

 

[tybalt_cake]

Put on twerk videos on the tvs

or better
TWERK IN THE STORE!

 

[Dawnpiplup]

LOL ^^ also, try to make the manager twerk with you.

 

[tybalt_cake]

Be a person.

be a piplup
Piplup is love
Piplup is lyfe

 

[Dawnpiplup]

be a piplup
Piplup is love
Piplup is lyfe

Be a Dawn. I would be so happy...sniffle...

 

[kid kat79]

clean up their aquatics sections...its terrible...

 

[Damniel]

Start a sushi restaurant at the aquatic section

 

[kid kat79]

with those dirty tanks...yuk...lol

 

[Alienfish]

switch out all the food mushroom with psychedelic ones and offer free taste samples

 

[Damniel]

sell the building

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Invite people to come to a secret dance party inside the manager's office, and tell them to use the window to get in.

 

[mintellect]

Dress up as Fox or anyone from Starfox and drive your Landmaster thing around the store and destroy everything.

 

[Alienfish]

blow up the meat section with fireworks and yell LONG LIVE THE SALAD

 

[mintellect]

Dress up a turt and rule the Walmart

 

[Alienfish]

lol im tempted..

open all the cakes and smear the toddlers until they cry

 

[Damniel]

Take out all the pills in birth control pills bottle and put sugar pills

 

[Alienfish]

take all the bras down, burn them in huge pile where it's the most crowded and yell FREE THE BOOBS

 

[xiaonu]

Open food and eat it without paying.