1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[mintellect]

Dress up as Jambette and kiss everyone you see with your fat lips.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Take the food off the shelves.

 

[Damniel]

My father used to be a manager of a Walmart so I'd say leave the frozen food out

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Take all of the cats and dogs out of the cages, then get up on top of a shelf and say, "THE SKY IS RAINING CATS AND DOGS!" Then throw the pets at random people in the store. Then when the manager shoos you to get out, throw a goat at him and yell gibberish words.

 

[MissLily123]

Take all of the cats and dogs out of the cages, then get up on top of a shelf and say, "THE SKY IS RAINING CATS AND DOGS!" Then throw the pets at random people in the store. Then when the manager shoos you to get out, throw a goat at him and yell gibberish words.

Woah, pets at Walmart? Never heard of that XD But

Take all of the pillows and carpets off the shelves and make a huge fort

 

[Damniel]

Take all the makeup and hair supplies and start a makeup salon in Walmart

 

[v0x]

Verbally assault an employee.

 

[Damniel]

Check out your own items

 

[Alienfish]

Rip all the clothes apart, sit down and sew together them in random patterns and fabrics and tell them this is the new fashion season

 

[Damniel]

Give little kids red bull and tell them it's a new flavor of kool aid

 

[Alienfish]

grab all the mentos packs and hide in a corner and throw them at peoples back when they aren't looking.

 

[MissLily123]

Uses the mentos and drop them in soda bottles and watch the magic happen

 

[Damniel]

Give condoms to little kids and say they're gloves and put them on their arms

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Woah, pets at Walmart? Never heard of that XD But

Take all of the pillows and carpets off the shelves and make a huge fort

Lol me neither but it just came to my mind

Pretend to be a worker and take all the chairs and hair products they're selling and make a Hair Salon. Then when a customer wants their hair done, make them bald.

 

[alesha]

#575. Fart in the mana

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Sorry for that^

 

[tybalt_cake]

1.Get all TBT Members on a walmart and do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v97yLlu7fhI

 

[alesha]

Get your ipod or something out that can play music....put the music on full blast or, a rude song

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Take any item you want in the store without paying, and when someone asks tell them you have a customer discount.

 

[Damniel]

Instead of greeting customers say "so your too cheap to shop at target?"

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Instead of greeting customers say "so your too cheap to shop at target?"

Lol

Bring a bunch of turtles inside the store and let them free. Then yell "THE TURTS ARE HERE, THE TURTS ARE HERE AT WALMART!"