1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

#821

Have a quick poll count of who all likes Pokemon GO and who doesn't.

Then put red tape on those who do.

 

[Bloobloop]

Climb on the shelves and run around on top of that shelf while blasting Nyan Cat

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Have a slappy purse fight with a grandma who's trying to take the last bag of the Doritos.

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

#824

Nyan Pasu your way arount the store.

 

[brownboy102]

Place a melon in the ground and see if people like melons.
If they don't...

**** 'EM/'ER UP!

 

[Captain Crazy Chicken]

Loudly sing the translated lyrics to Pensado em Voc?.

 

[brownboy102]

Pretend you have a mental disease
Works every time
(This is a joke, please do not take it seriously as I don't mean it.)

 

[kyoko xo]

1. get kicked out of walmart

 

[brownboy102]

Take a bass and an amp and play terrible music very loudly.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Build all of the boxed furniture in the aisles, all of them, every single one. Make a living space with them, live there.

 

[Jamborenium]

Announce that you have a bomb

 

[Bloobloop]

Chain all the carts together and create a train

 

[opening11223344]

hump an old lady

 

[HibariTheCarnivore]

opening11223344 trust this is the first freaking thing you post- (what a little dip****) smh ;>>>>>>

 

[Alienfish]

let loose a crapton of horse flies

 

[RainCrossing]

What's a walmart? I assume it's some kind of supermarket

Anyway, attempt to clean their floor with permanent paint instead of cleaning soak

 

[MissLily123]

Drive around the store on a fourwheeler, hitting pedestrians

 

[SonicFTW!]

What's a walmart? I assume it's some kind of supermarket

Anyway, attempt to clean their floor with permanent paint instead of cleaning soak

You don't know what is a walmart? 0-0?
Use cleaning machines to drive through the store,while you steal lots of booze and doritos

 

[Damniel]

Play slaptoon in the building with irl with real paint.

 

[NicPlays]

Ask what Wal Mart even is!