1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Taj]

Go straight up to the manager and yell "WHAT ARE THOSE"

 

[mintellect]

Give Kirby a mic ability and bring him to the store, then run out as fast as you can before he starts singling and makes everyone deaf.

 

[Alienfish]

take marker pens and draw on the game consoles and call them "(username) LE console"

 

[Damniel]

Eat a turt in the middle of the store.

 

[fuzzybugisback]

Grab 3 TVs, line them up side-by-side, and then detonate them in front of everyone, while hoping it blows up passing customers as well.

Spoiler: its a secret

Sims 3 Ambitions reference

 

[ApolloJusticeAC]

Turn on the fire alarm.

 

[Lily.]

Throw jello at people

 

[visibleghost]

Bring spiders and release them in the store

 

[Meg-Mog]

Tell people the good stuff is at the back.

 

[Alienfish]

take all the curry and put it in the free samples food

 

[Meg-Mog]

Hiding in the wardrobe, jumping out when someone passes and shout "For Narnia!"

 

[MissLily123]

Set up a tent in the hunting section and tell the workers you are learning how to survive in the wilderness

 

[Taj]

Pretend your Obama and act muslim Ok that was pretty dirty...

 

[Meg-Mog]

Take everything to the checkout, and then saying "I never asked for this."

 

[Alienfish]

take the 3ds on display and soak it with oil and vinegar, then go to the manager and force him lick it

 

[GalacticGhost]

Pour all the apple juice out of the cartons and replace it with ****.

Bonus points for pouring the apple juice out near someone and yelling about them ****ing themself, because it will probably get them kicked out, too.

 

[Meg-Mog]

Talking to the cheese.

 

[MissLily123]

Press all of the "Try Me" buttons on the baby dolls and stuffed animals and run away screaming.

 

[Meg-Mog]

Climbing on the bunk beds and singing let it go.

 

[Alienfish]

Press all of the "Try Me" buttons on the baby dolls and stuffed animals and run away screaming.

oh yes this is so fun to do xD

hijack the pa system and read communist manifestos