1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[brownboy102]

Steal candy from a baby.

 

[Penguin ^-^]

Bring a bucket of rats and hand them out to customers.

 

[Dinosaur~Wolf]

Dress like a walmart person and imply that the 'good stuff' is in the back and attempt to break into the back room to prove it

 

[brownboy102]

replace the sugar with cocaine

 

[Izzy Reincarnated]

^ LOL

Eat all the foods in the food section

 

[brownboy102]

Use the period pads wrong

 

[Dinosaur~Wolf]

ohmygoodnessSparroXDD

Give out free 'candy'

 

[brownboy102]

Swap good meat with expired meat

 

[Dinosaur~Wolf]

Blast very bad music in front of families and children and the elderly.

 

[brownboy102]

Kick the cashier and tell him/her that he/she is stupid and call him/her a ****/*****

That went far

 

[mintellect]

Hide behind something and when families come by jumpscare them.

 

[strawberrywine]

wear crocs

 

[Alienfish]

do inappropriate things to dolls

 

[tearypastel]

grab a carton of eggs and start to make out with them and when people walk by say "wanna have a turn?"

 

[Alienfish]

put on all the laundry machines for display at once

 

[Cyan Flare]

Stick pictures of Nic Cage everywhere and replace each product name with a Nic Cage quote or pun using them sticky labels

 

[Alienfish]

place dead horse heads in the beds on display

 

[strawberrywine]

place dead horse heads in the beds on display

???

 

[jiny]

open every package and say i didn't do it

 

[brownboy102]

Poop
On the floor
In the cleaning department