1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[MissLily123]

Start a campfire with the firewood and splurge on all the smores ingredients.

 

[brownboy102]

Rob them of a TV.

 

[Xerolin]

disrespect the hobos and 400-pound ladies in wheelchairs coming out of McDonalds

 

[Alienfish]

Melt all the oreo and use it as body butter on yourself and on the staff while naked of course

 

[Xerolin]

take stuff off shelves and sell to cuztomers x5 the price

 

[Alienfish]

take stuff off shelves and sell to cuztomers x5 the price

LOL yes

open all the chewing/bubble gums, chew it and stuck to the clothes when done

 

[brownboy102]

Throw unpaid for items in front of the robbery detector things

 

[milkyi]

Grab a lighter and light things on fire.

 

[Alienfish]

poo in the socks and throw at the kids

 

[milkyi]

Grab scissors and cut off someones ponytail / hair.

 

[Xerolin]

walk out with a bulging backpack of things with the circle detector thingies for 100$+ items. wait..you'd take them out of backpack then get kicked out XD

 

[brownboy102]

Give death stares to all the customers that walk out of the bathroom.

 

[Alienfish]

occupy the bathroom until you are allowed to smoke weed and watch brazzers in the kids' department

 

[brownboy102]

occupy the bathroom until you are allowed to smoke weed and watch brazzers in the kids' department

UH TOO FAR

Throw sticks at all the peoples

 

[Alienfish]

cover the sticks with *** before you throw em xD

 

[brownboy102]

cover the sticks with *** before you throw em xD

Inforce the rule of emojis.

 

[Alienfish]

throw a lemon party

 

[MissLily123]

cover the sticks with *** before you throw em xD

Destroy all of the pregnancy tests

 

[Alienfish]

shove the ps vita for display up your butt and make disturbing noise

 

[brownboy102]

Be sexual