1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[JellyDitto]

#81 Ask an employee where the Schplingdongs are

 

[Javocado]

Replace all the wal-mart bags with target ones

 

[Alienfish]

put condoms on the cucumbers

 

[Javocado]

Perform a satanic ritual

 

[Alienfish]

blow up all the balloons with helium and make people blow in them

 

[Javocado]

When someone is putting there things on the conveyor belt to the register, jump on it and say that you're half-off and begin to remove half of your clothing.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Grab a friend, a cart, get in the cart, and have your friend push you around in the cart while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

 

[Swiftstream]

Put a giant target banner on the door

 

[cannedcommunism]

If they try to kick you out, yell, "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want," and start breakdancing on the floor.

 

[Big Forum User]

Give all the kids treats from the candy section and tell them they can keep it if they run around and scream for 10 minutes. Eventually do it to an employee.

 

[cannedcommunism]

Hide in one of the aisles with a dark face mask on, and when a customer comes near, jump out at them.

 

[Le Ham]

Start a conga line, and give everyone who gets in the line a glowstick and tell them to whack people with it.

 

[A Legend]

run around the aisles hitting people in the face then screaming loud

 

[matt]

Do some of the things mentioned in the dirty animal crossing thread

 

[Javocado]

Raid the sweet tea inside of the in-store mcdonalds

 

[Alienfish]

Piggyback ride the staff

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Bring in Casu Marzu then throw it at people.

 

[Byngo]

Take pictures of everyone and post them on people of walmart

 

[Alienfish]

Run into the store, wear a Pac-man suit and scream out loud that you are being hunted by ghosts, and eat the fruit randomly.

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Wear a hockey mask and wield a chainsaw.