1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Alienfish]

Dress up as a stereotypical kawaii anime girl and act like a weeaboo and yell stuff like KAWAII DESU NE!! and bother everyone.

 

[shayminskyforme88]

Spill slushie on people's heads.

 

[Alienfish]

Empty the slushie machines on the floor

 

[Alienfish]

Throw eggs at the cashier guys because they are slow

 

[libby2999]

Lay down on one of the display couches/chairs and take a nap.

 

[Alienfish]

make a real-life mario kart and drive around in the toy cars throwing stuff

 

[PurplPanda]

#56 Stick your thigh in the blood pressure machine

put condoms on the cucumbers

Perform a satanic ritual

Grab a friend, a cart, get in the cart, and have your friend push you around in the cart while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"

make a real-life mario kart and drive around in the toy cars throwing stuff

Omg these posts are great
Give a kid some alcohol and a dollar and tell said kid to take it to the checkout and say they tasted it and want to buy it.

 

[FallingStar]

Dress as a worker, and when people ask you questions about things (ex. What's the best dog food brand?), answer them incorrectly.

 

[Prisma]

Ride the bikes in the store and scream loudly DEY SEE MEH ROLLINNNN DEY HATIN


...imtemptedtodothatdarn >>;

 

[Alienfish]

dress up as toshiro mifune, get a samurai sword and run around screaming THIS IS WHAT MIFUNE WOULD DO AHAHAHA HAHAHA

 

[Moose]

Get all the bags of crisps,rip open the packets,spill them on the floor,gent a truck they deliver stuff in and ride over the crisps

 

[Alienfish]

empty the milk bottles over random customers

 

[Alienfish]

Gather a group of people at the veggie section, and with the condom cucumbers pretend you're having free sex ed in the store.

 

[JustAWeavile]

Punch the manager

 

[Alienfish]

open all the cakes and yell THE CAKE IS A LIE

 

[Aizu]

Poke your finger in all the bread cakes and say they're bagels

 

[Alienfish]

put random sticks all over the place and try to hit them with donuts(like the horseshoes game where you should aim for the middle)

 

[cannedcommunism]

Play Wrecking Ball on the loudspeakers.

 

[Alienfish]

Play Japanese 70s erotic music in the loudspeakers..

 

[cannedcommunism]

Twerk on the hottest cashier.