1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[Flare]

Push the shelves down.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Shoot the security ink containers at people.

 

[B e t h a n y]

Throw away all the pears

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Lay down in the middle of the aisle. Kicking your legs up whenever someone grows near

 

[AngelBunny]

spill flour all over the place, making ppl sneeze

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Call everyone you see "toots"

 

[B e t h a n y]

This : http://www.kiis1011.com.au/newsroom...-worth-of-groceries-in-sneaky-self-serve-scam

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Sing Death Grips songs at the top of your lungs

 

[AngelBunny]

sing LET IT GO forever and annoy Ash

 

[keef_kogane]

Pretend your cart is the ship and you're the captain. All other carts are enemy ships. Take them down.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Throw the corn like a football.

 

[Flare]

Take money out of the Cash Register.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Call the Navy.




(NOT THE NAVY)

 

[Flare]

Release a Lion inside.

 

[Dim]

Pretend to be Jazz from fresh prince (AH!)

 

[Flare]

Take out all the Ice Cream.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Throw the just-taken-out ice cream at children.

 

[ccee633]

Just lie on the floor near the entranceway for a few hours.

 

[idcjazmin]

play a game of 1x1 basketball with only the movie bins and rolls of toilet paper

 

[Linksonic1]

Be a little kid and run into the peanut butter and make alot of it fall and break. (This happened to me but in a publix rip)