1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[idcjazmin]

pour out every jug of milk onto the floor. every single one.

 

[Vintage Viola]

Take a giant deuce on the floor in front of the employees

 

[Linksonic1]

Take a giant deuce on the floor in front of the employees

That one made me laugh irl XD

 

[Vintage Viola]

That one made me laugh irl XD

Me too after I thought about it XD

 

[Sanrio]

steal a guitar

 

[Noah98789]

handcuff 50 kids together and swing them like a lasso at the owner

 

[Sanrio]

become nightmare moon and eat everyone

 

[taiyoken]

stage your districts bicycle race in the bikes isle at 3am

 

[Flare]

Create a Club there.

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Start a Pear Revolution by stealing all of the pears and throwing them at everyone, including the employees.

 

[forestyne]

not being american

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Kill the CEO of the Wal-Mart Corporate.

 

[forestyne]

sniff coke up off of the floor

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Use 96 batteries, just like the manufactured trees.

 

[forestyne]

Grease the floors in front of the fire escape with Vaseline and then pull the fire alarm.

(I've never been to Walmart because I live in the UK and stuff but I assume you have fire escapes right???)

 

[PizzaTotinoBoy]

Grease the floors in front of the fire escape with Vaseline and then pull the fire alarm.

(I've never been to Walmart because I live in the UK and stuff but I assume you have fire escapes right???)

Wal-Mart's probably too trashy to have a fire exit. I've only been there once or twice, I never give them business.






Commit Seppuku with the checklane-divider(you know those things that divide the items on a checklane from customer to custormer)

 

[lauraplays1]

become walmart

 

[idcjazmin]

Grease the floors in front of the fire escape with Vaseline and then pull the fire alarm.

(I've never been to Walmart because I live in the UK and stuff but I assume you have fire escapes right???)

i've never seen one tbh

 

[Bcat]

frequent walmart visiting american here. yes, they have emergency exits. Pretty much every large store like that does.

overturn a shopping cart and violently yodel atop it as loudly as possible

 

[carp]

leave a portable speaker in the aubergine basket and blare out britney spears