1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart

[sigh]

But arnt most Walmart’s open 24 hours?

there are walmarts that close at 10pm and 12am

 

[Midoriya]

Scream “GOODBYE WALMART, GOODBYE WALMART, GOODBYE WALLLLMART!” until they kick you out.

 

[BenPlusAC]

Download apps on those refrigerator-phone things they have. Or is that Home Depot? I forgot.

 

[Dormire]

Yell "THE END IS NEAR" while kicking the shelves down.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Go on strike (if your an employee, but I guess it you don?t work there it might work) and scream ?WAL-MART IS UNFAIR, *manager* IS IN THERE?

 

[Jamborenium]

Release all the balls in the ball cage thingy, watch the Chaos ensue

 

[rhinoo]

become the new yodel boy.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Break into the fish tanks and “release” them by dropping them into a puddle on the floor.

 

[nintendofan85]

Try to start a flash mob to ABBA's "Dancing Queen".

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

Yell “IM GOING TO TARGET, CAUSE ITS BETTER”

 

[Dawnpiplup]

Squirt hot sauce bottles into your mouth and scream in agony

 

[Raayzx]

Pick up a giant ketchup bottle and use it to write on the floor. Write "TARGET IS BETTER"

 

[BenPlusAC]

Take a picture of the Target dog, copy it a lot, print the copies, and plaster them all over Wal-Mart.

 

[Alienfish]

Remove all the detachable hoods on the jackets and run around the store throwing em around

 

[BenPlusAC]

Hijack the intercom and blare "All-Star" on it while creeping around and scaring people in a Shrek costume.

 

[Hyrule_Crossing]

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Dress up as Link and go up to the rotisserie chickens and just start pointing and laughing at them while saying, “Not so tough now, are you?!”

 

[Chronos314_XD]

Leave no survivors.

 

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Walk in while blindfolded and holding a giant stick and start swinging away as you stumble around while shouting, “Did I do it? Did I break the piñata?”

 

[kisaker39]

release ten thousand bees in Walmart.