175 TBT ^^

Here's a little advice for some people:
When I offer to wash your back, all you have to say is "yes" or "no". Not all this "Who are you?" and "How did you get in my house?!" Nonsense.
 
Animal Fun Fact: Sloths are so dumb they think their other hand is a twig and hold on to it and plummet to their doom.
 
When I'm home alone I like to rub vaseline all over myself and pretend that I'm a slug
 
As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey. I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh." The husband sadly turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. "Do you have a dentist appointment, too?"
 
I cried TWICE whilst doing my homework last weekend because it was so long and really hard....I didn't even get to go on tbt :( and then it turned out that I didn't have to do it for ANOTHER week! That was a waste of tears :)
PS: I'm not a cry baby, I'm just a little sentimental *sniff* :) :lemon:
 
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I have 3 pythons and they are named Dad, Houdini and Boonana. ^^;

I HATE PYTHONS someone fed a puppy to one and I have pet bunnies and people feed pet bunnies alive to them which is why I hate them and they show no affection to their owner whatsoever. People shouldnt keep them as pets and if they dont want it anymore instead of releasing them, kill it
 
The punch of a mantis shrimp can destroy the walls of a fish tank. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
 
I have a dog named Ruby, she LOVES food and cuddles (but mostly food)
this was little Ruby....
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This is how Ruby slept and still sleeps....
ruby sleeping.jpg
This is Ruby 'Clause'....
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I apologize for the big photos... I dont know how to shrink them HAHA
 
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I have 5 dogs, a cat, and a hedgehog.
The cat doesn't have a name, I was supposed to name her, but I could never come up with anything and just gave up/forgot. I just go "CAT!" in a stern voice whenever she's doing something she's not supposed to (up somewhere she's not supposed to be, ect) and I call her kitten or just cat in a normal voice anytime else. lol
 
Whenever I'm outside, and a big truck drives by, I like to smell the diesel exhaust..
 
I wear the exact same 5 shirts over, and over, and over, and over with little or no deviation unless they are all dirty somehow.
 
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